Good coaches who know that you get your best out of a player with respect do not take jobs with teams like the Browns.

Well if she is an asshole, why is there absolutely no proof? Not a single former employee or co-worker has bitched about her to the press. Either she has blackmail material on every person she meets, or she’s a nice person.

My condolences.

He must be racking up huge legal fees, who is paying for his lawyers?

I imagine it’s cathartic to write a zero stakes article about nick saban after having to report on the latest shenanigans by baylor.

Betsy devos will shut down the accreditor before Baylor is ever asked to close its doors.

That first one happened at Wimbledon and she was made to change two sets into the match. Cos as uptight as the French Open is, no one has a larger stick up their asses than the people who run Wimbledon.

We all know white men are the problem. That doesn’t change the fact that cops will harass black people every chance they get. More cops doesn’t stop white shooters, it just makes life worse for black people. That’s what happened at all the schools who got security after columbine.

Hey you know I’d also like to drive my car super fast on the freeway, but there are idiots out there who can’t drive well so we have speed limits. Is that a restriction on my freedoms or a common sense law designed to save lives?

His debt is probably from the criminal lawyer he had to hire after he was accused of a crime he didn’t commit.

It’s a form of discrimination, it differentiates between those who can afford to dress up and those who can't.

That woman has been Stockholm syndromed into accepting some terrible outfits on her SO.

Not really a competition.

Michael Cohen may be a shithead, but his lawyer seems competent, which can only be bad for Trump.

It’s a disco where to hear the music you have to put on headsets. Everyone with headsets is hearing the same music, so you can still dance with other people. The advantage is that you won’t generate neighbourhood noise complaints and if you want to stop dancing to sit and chat, you don’t have to yell to have a conversa…

I think if Trump shot somebody on 5th Avenue he’d be up for murder charges, which is not a federal crime meaning he would not be able to pardon himself. So if you’re ever on Twitter guys, make sure you let Trump know what a great idea this is.

I was talking about the couple in Bekabys anecdote.

Maybe you don’t need one to be legally married in Romania.

They could still be considered married under common law marriage rules.

I think Martin might be going senile, he’s entered his “old man is scared of foreigners” phase.