yeah, if Marvel wanted there to be any suspense about what will happen at the end of the next Infinity War movie, they should never have announced the sequels for Spiderman and Guardians of the Galaxy. It made the end of Infinity War very low stakes.

But still, you never hear anyone who isn’t a rich white woman called classy.

Or all the black germans? Were Boateng and Sané supposed to try and qualify to play for a countries they've never lived in?

It’s scary to think that there’s a very real chance that in our lifetime we will see what happens when a nation with hundreds of nuclear missiles falls into civil war.

Classy is code for rich white women.

Walgreens is also an asshole for siding with the pharmacist over the customer. And then lying about having apologised to her.

Panama being on the Frauds list is peak American bitterness, like somehow it’s Panama’s fault that US soccer is such a mess.

She’s also tried to argue that her Planet of the Apes reference was not racist, that it was about anti semitism, even though Planet of the Apes has never been about anti semitism.

I guess she tried for a job on Tim Allen’s show in the aftermath, but once that fell through she realised she needed to get the so called “left wing” hollywood types back on board if she ever wants to work again.

The fact that trump hasn’t said it yet is astounding. I’m surprised no one has told trump that the n word is a word that Obama is allowed to use but trump isn’t.

If an election is fixed in central or south america, either the local dictator or the CIA did it.

If you want the other team to score, you give away a penalty kick and then tell the goalkeeper to take a nap.

Was that at the moment when everyone realised that Chris Pratt’s character still didn’t have a personality besides hot and sweaty raptor boy?

The volcano was dormant at the time, and then woke up, which just kinda of ruins the first Jurassic World. Because even if they’d stopped the Indominus Rex from destroying the park and kept it running, three years later the whole place would have to shut down anyway because of that fucking volcano.

It’s basically a hybrid raptor. But since Blue is already a hybrid of a raptor and a monitor lizard, the Indoraptor is a hybrid hybrid raptor.

Yeah, if the ball had still had power, it would have been much easier to get out of when it landed in the ocean. The lack of power was a key plot point there.

Well, this kids intelligence varies greatly, sometimes she’s smart and agile and can outrun the Indoraptor, and then sometimes she hides in the fucking dumbest places, and frankly it seems in character for a nine year old to be that dumb, but I don’t know many kids.

I think it’s the psychological terror effect. When you’re expecting the marines, and then a fucking raptor just runs into your foxhole and starts shredding your platoon, you’re going to be fairly useless as a soldier.

Apart from tv stars? Movie actors are a bunch of whiny babies by comparison.

Oh, but don’t you know, Melanie is a mpdel, she’s wearing it because fashion.