I think they could have made a good sequel, but this isn’t it.

Worst because of how low America has sunk, or worst because Trump would try and bomb whatever eastern European town he bought Melania from?

I really don’t see Melania putting any effort into getting Dondon to want to stay with her. If she’s getting work done it’s for her own self esteem or to please her secret lover.

That’s the part that really confuses me. This White House leaks like a fucking colander, but we still have no idea what happened to Melania.

She’s been playing doubles with Venus for her entire career. Tennis is unique in that it’s one of the only sports where you can’t really train in any other way besides playing tennis, so the doubles tournaments were probably good for her.

I was shocked when she said the bar she had to pass to play was 60 percent fitness, if she has regularly played at 60% throughout her career, that is incredible.

Yeah, even if they’d hired guards who were fully prepared to engage a shooter the minute they heard anything, it’s still fucking terrible. Schools should be safe and happy places, you’re supposed to look back on high school and think fondly of the days when your only worries were zits and homework, not the crushing…

There’s literally nothing he can say to make what happened better, he would have been best off saying nothing and hoping to vanish into obscurity as time passed. He’s lost that right now.

Oh, I didn’t realise that it was so easy.

In other nations the people would demand that their government do something to care for these elderly citizens. And the government would actually respond to those demands by taking action.

It helps that the refs are also republicans. They run everything right now.

And that would mean something if Fallon was capable of outrageous hilarity. Lame Facebook jokes are the best he’s got to offer.

This doesn’t change the fact that Fallon is the most toothless of our current endless roster of late night hosts, but, hey, he showed up and they didn’t.

You say LeBron doesn’t want to cover for Simmons, but I remember hearing that James gave Simmons a lot of advice around the time Simmons was drafted.

But that’s just for fun.

Someone could still choose to put him on his ass, they’re just going to pay a much higher price for it now.

Going 2.5 hours without forgetting any lines would be genuinely impressive.

I doubt it helps that Trudeau makes Trump feel inadequate in just about every possible way.

Pretty much a sitch where everyone wishes this guy jhst didn’t exist.

But that kid still doesn’t like the bully. He’s not wearing the bullys branded merch.