Sounds like you should do your kids a favour and be a little more paranoid. Or are you one of those adults who’s like “Ah, I was groped as a child and it made me the man I am today. Kids today are spoiled little babies, they need to harden the fuck up.”

Well I don’t plan on becoming a parent so it doesn’t keep me up at nights.

Also the Scarlet witch for refusing to destroy visions stone. The stone was only responsible for a small fraction of vision. Destroying the stone did not necessarily mean killing vision.

My mother has a cousin who shares that opinion. And even though no one else in the family agrees with him, I’m the only one who saw fit to cut him out of my life. They’re all like, family is important, and I say this man is no relative of mine.

Yeah, it makes way more sense that the White House was the source of the leak. Mueller has been working really hard to ensyre his team doesn’t make dumbass mistakes that can be used as reasons to shut him down.

Why would any parent trust any grown adult who works with children? Are the medals really worth it?

Buddy, the United States is the Florida of the globe.

Yeah, no one seems interested in protecting another much less powerful white woman, Michelle Wolf. Kinda hypocritical guys.

It actually happened in Australia.

I think twitter is fantastic and it should be compulsory.

Aidy is definitely going to be the breadwinner in that marriage.

No. It was a reference to her attitude and hostile demeanour during press conferences.

Michelle Wolf worked at Bear Stearns in 2008, so this isn’t the first time she’s been fucked by the establishment. She didn’t beg them for mercy then either. Or maybe she did, I don’t know, she was a banker not a comedian back then.

And here we get to the truth. The real problem they had with her set was the part where she held them responsible for creating trump. They’re trying to manufacture criticisms of shs’s looks so no one pays attention to that part of her speech.

The trump administration didn’t have to do a thing. In the initial flurry of objections to Michelle’s speech, it was all journalism. By the time anyone from the administration spoke, it could honestly be said that they simply followed the crowd.

Announcing a guardians of the galaxy movie begore avengers 4 would be a huge spoiler. Have you seen infinity war?

I can’t believe I have to wait almost a whole month to watch her new show. Netflix should seize the moment and push her show forward to tomorrow.

I don’t think anyone has done the WHCD twice, so that’s not a threat.

They won’t be able to make any announcements until after avengers 4, because any future movie announcements at this point would actually be spoilers for avengers 4.

No. They can’t announce any movies without spoiling Infinity War and avengers 4. I predict complete radio silence until avengers 4 airs. They’re going to lock Tom Holland in a cage in rural Greenland in the interim, just to be safe.