And what has your generation done to enact change buddy? Those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

I would say that Emma Gonzalez is the real face of this movement, but David is more active on twitter and media.

I would guess that Time decided who they wanted on their cover and asked only for those kids. These kids have had so much going on lately that they might not have realised who was and wasn’t there until they got to the photo shoot.

The fact that the situation has not changed is news because people said that the situation would change, which means those people lied. How are you not understanding this?

That said, hosting the Olympics is kinda going out of fashion with people who are not politicians due to the exorbitant costs and the fact that no one has ever made a profit by hosting them. So it probably costs a lot less in bribes to get someone to give you the rights to the Olympics compared to the Soccer World…

That’s like saying that if people don’t stop demanding gun control, the government will take everyone’s guns away and execute the families of anyone who doesn’t immediately hand their guns over.

The kit manufacturer should jump on the hype train for the women’s team, they’re good enugh to always be at the world cup so they’re always going to be seen in these kits.

To me they look really retro. I’d expect to see this design stretched over some old guys gut on a polyester tracksuit that its owner can still use because he never goes to the gym in it so it’s unharmed by physical activity or sun damage.

“least intersectional feminist on earth” is scary accurate as she is really only interested in protecting her rights and freedoms.

I read that they thought he had a gun, has their story already changed? And how is that even ok if he had had a toolbar? One guy with a toolbar vs two men with guns and they feared for their lives enough to fire 20 times? American police need to stop hiring cowards.

Why would you use fresh caught crabs to make a dip? Fresh caught crabs need to be treated with antibiotics.

I really wish Biden would call trump on that tweet and offer to box him on tv. Trump would never agree to do it and then we can all call him a coward who is all talk. And it would hurt his standing with certain white male voters.

Tbh I’d let these guys make all the videos they want if gun control was legalised and they were required to obtain a permit and then register all their weapons. If we had all that I wouldn’t give a damn about their dumb videos.

People like susan can die in a fire. Fuck em.

Jost is a head writer now. Presumably he has veto power over every joke.

Well he’s got money now as far as he’s concerned, fuck the poors who trump wants to destroy.

To me it sounds like he deleted his twitter because he kept getting himself in trouble and someone probably told him to do that. He doesn’t sound like a guy who got so much attention that he just had to leave. He’s not that big.

That’s how trump ranks them but what are the objective rankings? Because I have Tiffany and Barron as 1 & 2 (tiffany gets the #1 seed cos she’s smart enough to stay the fuck out of this whole mess, barron is also not involved but that wasn’t his choice so much as it is a result of his age so he goes into #2) then it…

Unless we’re talking about baking (in which case, don’t measure by volume, weigh your ingredients) then there’s not much need to be super accurate with these things.

No fucking way would a roast sit untouched in my house for an hour. If it doesn’t get carved and plated quickly, the vultures will descend and pick that thing clean. And then if no one is watching the dogs, they will come along and steal the leftovers.