Gideon was correct, this mission went pretty fucking badly.

I didn’t say I was offended. But there wasn’t a conversation occurring. There was just me, making a joke and you mansplaining why my joke was not factually correct, like I didn’t fucking know that.

I’m surprised to have not seen any “Michael B Jordan more like Michael B Winning” puns. Because Michael B top of his game right now.

Monkey Shoulder? yeah that shit is the bomb.

Scotch is pretty much the only thing I drink and I do regularly buy Johnnie Walker, but now I think I’m going to stop doing that out of spite. I hate being condescended to.

John Oliver used to work with Andy Zaltzman? I never would have picked that, since Andy is a mad cricket fan and I get the impression that John is decidedly not.

Berlusconi is only a threat to Italians and people immigrating to Italy. Putin has the power to fuck shit up beyond his own borders, so he is the bigger threat.

Have you seen this Waititi production?

Exactly. Wakanda was just a bunch of stories to him but black american culture is what he lived and breathed his whole life. That’s why at the end of the movie when he chose to die he referenced his american slave ancestors. Because that is his culture. Wakanda was a means to an end for him, he didn’t give a fuck…

Bro it was a fucking joke

When talked about his slave ancestors I think he was referring to his mother’s ancestors. Which kind of proves that he didn’t think of himself as wakandan but an american.

Yeah Killmonger showed a lotta respect for his wakandan roots when he burned all of the glowy herb and ignored the rules of the challenge. For all his daddy’s good intentions, killmonger grew up as an American who hated Wakanda and took joy in shitting on it’s traditions.

Her eyes... she feels no joy and I’m glad.

No one dies of old age, there’s always a reason. Natural causes means that she was not murdered, nor did she commit suicide or have a an accident. So her death was natural, as in her body failed her.

Not suicide or murder.

A monarchy would see the crown inherited by the son of the king automatically. But the wakandans have the trial system which allows the other tribes to challenge for the throne once the old king dies. So I think it is more accurate to say that it is a dictatorship. It’s not a democracy, but the tribes do have some say…

He wasn’t really on a strange land, he was in the country of his birth and his mother’s birth. Yes he has a wakandan tattoo and his father’s ring, but he is an American with absolutely no respect for wakandan culture.

Obviously the coal should be substituted for fresh reindeer turds.

He has promised to talk about it when he can. I think I’d prefer he hold out until next week so we can get the full story.

Because taking huge risks for no reward is madness? She was clearly thinking about her future off the ice, and she didn’t want to start her post Olympics life in injury rehab.