Back when we were poor students my friend group would go to indian restaurants, order a different main each as well as a bunch of rice and naan for the table. We’d get a few bites of each main, which would add up to one pain meal each.

Food is like my primary joy in life so your in laws sound like extra terrestrials to me.

It’s pretty obvious that all parties involved are pretty fucking cheap.

I promise you white boy, that your local cops are probably assholes too.

Indictment Day

I’d rather he just continue to impotently shout at twitter, the last thing this world needs is Donnie two scoops learning about all the special powers available to him as president that no one can stop him from using.

He did design and build this specific one. But yes, the invention of submarines predates this nutter.

Where’d you hear that? I thought Kushner did Christie in as revenge for his daddy.

Pemce was in charge of the transition yes, but the guys indicted today were hired by the campaign and predate Pence. When someone who was brought on during transition gets indicted I’ll maybe believe Pence is in trouble. Right now I’m fairly confident he’s going to get through this untouched.

Sort of unrelated but the idea of a statute of limitations for any crime really annoys me. But especially rape. I can’t believe there’s a statute of limitations for rape.

The kids will come after Flynn, Manafort or Gates cuts a deal. I’d prefer one of them gets a deal rather than Jared or a Trump. Those fuckers need to be destroyed.

When you think about it WWE is pretty gay. Big muscular guys grappling each other? So gay.

So it’s a coincidence then that all the people standing are white? And that those standing whites represent a majority of the white players?

I personally haveneber seen Frank sex onscreen. I think this is a good thing, all Franks matter too.

I used to love Astons. They’re very pretty, and if I was uber rich I’d get one. But this has soured the relationship somewhat. Rich people car for assholes who like Tom Brady? Total Trump magnet. Ew.

I hope they fucking sue.

Isn’t Mike Pence from Indiana? I’m not sure anything in Indiana could be described as adequate.

The goal of pharmaceutical companies is to sell more pills. No one’s buying your bullshit propaganda.

Your brother in law is pretty self absorbed if he can only judge fathers through the lense of his own experience.

Lavar may be a present father who cares, but he’s creating a lot of problems for Lonzo on the court. His constant trash talking of every other player is motivating every other player to kick the kid’s ass. Lonzo is going to spend all season getting destroyed because dad can’t shut his fucking mouth.