Guns are hard to get in London so they’re probably turning to acid due to ease of access.

I think acid seems worse because of the pain and threat of permanent disfigurement. A bullet wound is small but acid attacks can change your life.

I’m very happy for LWT with John Oliver but I’m also torn bevause Sam Bee has an awesome team who deserve lots of shiny gold things too.

Trevor Noah does great stand up and is not an epic asshole.

Sure if you’re not an underage girl he wants to fuck I bet he’s totally harmless.

I see someone is a Hamilton fan.

I take huge exception to the idea that saying someone should be fired from a white house podium is not compelling. CJ Cregg spent hours talking about how important it was that she say the right thing in the press room because she spoke from a position of incredible power.

I mean with this white house it’s never been more important to understand what is and is not protected speech. So it’s not actually cool.

An Asian basketballer with an under armour shoe would make that headline definitely racist. Because then he would literally be the C in the armour.

As I understand it espn would have to give a reason for firing her. And Hill saying something political on her private twitter account probably isn’t a legit reason for firing an employee whose record on the job is reportedly flawless.

This is the problem with privatisation. Small government means everything is run with the aim of creating profit rather than providing a quality service.

For gang rape? 20 years. Until he’s suffered for 20 years I will cheer on anyone who makes him suffer for what he did. The court failed his victim in sentencing, so I see it as society’s duty to make his life miserable. That is justice.

Ten months? He served ten months in juvie. Fuck that noise, he hasn’t served shit yet.

It’s a miracle ESPN did not manage to make this worse for themselves, based on their conduct thus far I’m surprised that they chose not to replace Smith and Hill with two white anchors.

I have also studied history and what you’re describing is not a legal transfer of power, it’s closer to a coup d’etat. By law the presidency will go to the next person in the line of succession, if that person is arrested too or resigns, then the next person is called up. Just because you think and want Hillary to…

I think the book is coming out now because now is when the book was published. This is just a book tour, she is touring in order to sell books and make some more dough to ensure her grandkids definitely don’t need to work a day in their lives.

Because we can only get angry at one asshole per issue? If so, do you get angry at stories about Sarah Huckabee Sanders and say “what about Ivanka? Why talk about SHS when Ivanka is clearly worse” We all fucking know Whole Foods is a problem. Taking five minutes to talk about these assholes doesn’t change the fact…

The real ending is whichever bit of film gets the big CGI bucks spent on it. So if someone gets ahold of all endings, it will become pretty obvious if only one of them has a fully rendered dragon.

They’re not going to stick him in the kind of prison he deserves, he’s going to go to one of those minimum security federal joints that we normal folk would call a hotel. With all the other rich white collar criminals. because even after one fo them gets nabbed, white boys still take care of their own.

Obviously if he’s remotely comptetent his first piece of advice should be to not hire a white nerd boy to tell them how to be cool.