Don’t have a cow, PETA.

I knew the Colts were doomed when Rovell tweeted about betting on the game.

“I don’t get these Packers fans. Cheeseheads? Now that’s just ridiculous. CheeseHANDS are where it’s at. Just ask Ol’ Cheddar Rick. He’s got a pack of dogs for a protection thanks to those sculpted dairy mitts. A nibble a day keeps the other hobos away, as the saying goes. Can’t grab for shit, but he saved a pinky to…

I posted this as a reply to someone asking why scientists would publish a paper arguing for something that seems to be such a bad idea, but feel it deserves to be seen as a reply to the main article as well, as it contains important information about the authors of the “blot out the sun” research paper.

That’s a guy you cant trust in a pinch.

Yeah if only Matt Stafford had some freakish, once-in-a-generation receiver he could throw to I bet that would put this team over the top.

So the general consensus is that last night’s game was incredibly fun and exciting and the greatest game ever played since the last greatest game ever played, blah blah blah. Personally, I don’t enjoy a game that feels like the outcome will be decided by whichever team gets the ball last and barring injury everything…

Hot Snakes, you say?

as Oshie returned to the bench, this prescient tweet:

There’s a place near Hopkins in Baltimore called Tambers. I believe it was a ho-hum nifty fifties-style diner, but at some point it was sold to new ownership who started to offer pretty decent Indian food alongside that American diner food.

The games are always on CBS.

There are things that he could have done better. For starters, they've been unable to develop defensemen because Q sticks to vets and gives them way too much rope. Their power play has been trash the last few years too. Ultimately, he'll be a legend in Chicago hockey. All good things must end though. 

Arbor Day. BOOM! So real! Deny trees, motherfucker!

“Yeah, but it’s a dry humping” -Arizona Cardinals

^^ plz give more stars

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Yeah, I’ve seen that clip before.  I also saw an episode where with the last few seconds ticking down the contestant (who was giving the clues) gave “your wife” as a clue to “things you beat.”  Dick Clark gave him a fucking death glare as time ran out.