Hey.

This has happened to me so many times.

work????

Last night, my own mother said aloud in my presence that Hillary Clinton never wears dresses because, “She has the ugliest legs. She has cankles.” Once I picked my jaw up off the floor, I told her that, fortunately, the attractiveness of one’s legs is not a trait I care about in my government leaders.

Rita Ora needs to shut up

They should bring back The NEUUUWS too. Just a bunch of car guys/gals sitting on the couch offering spontaneous, unscripted opinions of upcoming cars. Great opportunity to learn more about their tastes, gel as a unit, and for us to see them not hidden behind a script.

Thank you for reading and thank you for your comment. It was lovely.

I don’t know why I am surprised or get worked up about the comment section here anymore but man, oh man, it gets me sometimes.

But are you guys still fucking or...?

Do you mind smelling the same as the person you are supposed to be trying to maintain a sexual attraction to?

Was it this guy?

Cat owns my soul. Yes, master.

This is gonna sound weird, but I’m always surprised by how pretty she was as a younger woman. Like apart from the deeply 90s styling, she was really pretty.

It does make me additionally concerned about what his reaction will be when 0% of his legislative agenda makes it through his first term due to the Republicans' geographical advantages in the House.

I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)

The man never expected to be this close. You can practically feel his panic in, “Oh SHIT, I actually have to explain how I’ll do it? I can’t just use my stump speech again?”

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

Nothing to go off of. I guess we just expect some apologies for when Hillary having mothers of gun shot victims campaign with her and was accused of pandering. Obv each of these people can support whatever candidate they want, but I remember Hillary being called a shrillary when she surrounded herself with black women…

“pilot refused to fly until Obama apologized..”

Yeah, must be horrible to have a POTUS that doesnt send you and your buddies to war on a whim, right?