Were you one of the Np votes?

Oh honey...no.

Miss Mercedes is the only person on Jalopnik whom I wouldn’t punch for voting NP.

The great thing about this one is that it was Crack Pipe even if it was legal.

That instrument cluster...

S CP<<=====|=====>> NP

• This car isn’t legal, despite having a Florida title. Florida will issue a title and plates for a Radio Flyer wagon.

What are you trying to pull here, graverobber? Let me picture the sales pitch in my head. For the price of a NEW WRX, OR a well cared for MR2 turbo, one lucky buyer can have a two door grocery cart with an overclocked 3-pot and fundamental quality issues (“high warranty repair costs stemming from inherent design…

$27K and it’s subject to being crushed? Where do I sign?

the tempest pop up is annoying af

It would have been more eco friendly for people to have just kept driving around their old cars too! Instead of using up all the resources it takes to make another car. I’m sure General Motors and Ford lobbied hard for it though.

I despised that god damn thing. Some genuinely great cars were murdered in its name.

Hey! Wait!

I’m old young enough that my classmates and I started getting our first cell phones in junior high...

This is a bad take.

Analog Cars: Good.

Counterpoint: Analog clocks look severely out of place in modern dashes.

Counterpoint - buy a watch.

Goddamn, those pants have more wrinkles than Mitch McConnell’s ballsack.