crotchetycurmudgeon
Crotchety Curmudgeon
crotchetycurmudgeon

...law enforcement agencies make bank on speeding tickets.

I immediately thought “Range Rover” but he said “reliable” so I gave up on that one...

Or just throw in the towel on the whole car thing and go back to selling second rate televisions.

4th Gear

“‘83s gave a little more of the old collage try” 

He owns a Tesla, sadly he’s in limp mode.

But the important question is: did she give you wood?

Morning, Rob.

Congratulations, Mr. smalleyxb122, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Kawasaki which this lovely lady will deliver wheelie, wheelie soon.

Fun fact, cams can also be made into lamps.

We are all friends here, so we all admit that we have yelled like the driver at least once in our lives when justice was swiftly served.

I am fucking tired of everybody, upon finding out I ride, feels obliged to comment, “My buddy died riding,” or “My uncle lost his leg.”

Riding for 15 years, I think you’re over thinking it. Motorcycles going at traffic speed plus an attentive rider are pretty safe. Even per the riders account in this video, he was doing a hard 1st gear pull all the way to redline... on a 700lb vehicle (with rider) with 130hp vehicle with a tall center of gravity. That

NO I DIDN’T WHEELIE

All the things the previous owner tried to fix and screwed up...

The loose nut behind the wheel.

Brakes. They really are a simple system and once you know how you can do them at home with good parts for 1/3 of what you would pay someone. Plus you know how to clean them each spring (if you live in the snow belt) to give them that like new feeling and keep them going strong. I love that nice, high, responsive brake

Brakes.

1) They’re absolutely essential
2) They wear faster than nearly any other component
3) They’re easy to fix (most of the time)
4) Parts are hilariously cheap, shop/dealership labor is not.

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

“White” for “why”? So much potential, squandered by a yawner color.