Ha! Wait until you hit 30. Then everything that's wrong with you will be perimenopause.

It should be as you say. Civil unions for all.

I want to be Michelle Obama; she has everything. And the most important thing she has is that she's so lovable you can't even feel envy about it.

Angelina could rival her for no-middle-ground love/hate.

"In a recent Maryland drug sting, police turned up more of the laundry detergent than they did cocaine."

Is there any branch of Christianity in which a cross is considered a talisman? "Symbol" might have been a better word choice.

I think it's because no one would ever have suspected a woman of reading porn and simply dismissed the books as romances. Women don't like porn, didn't you know that? So no one ever looked inside those books. I'll never forget when my boss, aged 80+ at the time he made the remark, came to work one day in shock:…

"Canines For A Feline Free Tomorrow"?! No thanks, we have plenty of sons of bitches in Washington.

I don't know about the weight requirement, but I do know someone who wanted a band and was told by her doctor that she wasn't heavy enough so it does happen.

I am so sorry to hear that. My friend is blind and her sighted spouse and I have always agreed that you see the best side of strangers when you're out with her. I wish you well.

". . . do you want me to operate on you because of other people's impressions of you or do you want it for you because you know it will give you confidence?"

I'd like to add, because I'm very proud of this fact, that Minnesota is the only state in the union that never went Reagan in either election.

Look at the two sentences in bold type: are we really to believe that the writers of this bill are so naif as to think that the spouse is always the father of the child? That would be charming in its quaintness if it weren't so damned depressing.

I think it's got something to do with some probably-made-to-order-statistic someone tossed around once claiming that most aborted babies in the US are minorities. Using that as a lever they think they can fool people into believing that they're protecting minorities. It's not a surprise to find out that they think…

Sabhnani? Something like that? Please don't tell me there was more than one!

Looks like there's a high fat content in the meat; won't it cook down a little to fit in the vessel?

What if, and I ask this simply out of curiosity, the kids are in the father's care and he passes a drug test but some guy he owes money to comes over and slices off the kid's ear. Could the mother be cited for failure to protect in a situation like that?

This is what we had back in the Iron Age when I was a kid:

"She has a beautiful face." is not always a false compliment. I know that when some people hear that sentence they think the speaker is saying, "Her body isn't nice." and I suppose that maybe more often than not that is the case. But I only say "She has a beautiful face." when I'm talking about someone who has a…

"Whereas on the other hand, some see it as giving an otherwise adult woman a bit of a prepubescent edge."