You can tow the Mustang out of the crowd, but it takes a lot longer to pick what’s left of the crowd out of the Mustang.

If he didn’t care about the guy’s life he wouldn’t have turned at the last second, he would’ve just plowed straight into him.

I always laugh when I see Toyota Cavalier. Seriously how many suckers did they find that said “oh look, a reliable, well built, ergonomically sound Toyota”

While I don’t think it’s the best, the Genesis is a damned-fine car. Damned fine, indeed.

Aston Martin Rapide

Ha, thanks for the quote, Patrick. Here’s the actual car from the day.

Son of a birch! I wood knot want a face full of splinters.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

I wouldn’t kick either of ‘em out of the garage for eating crackers...

Yes, but you implied that they had small penises, and indeed, that you were certain of this fact. So, how did you arrive at this conclusion?

Yeah you can't have the government provide everything like they did down there that's just asking for a disaster like this to happen. At the same time you can't have a free for all either where everybody is on their own. The trick is figuring out what the government should be responsible for and what the individual…

It’s no use telling him. The Gawker stylebook prescribes both vilifying petroleum and ignoring the evils of centralized economic planning.

The problems are from socialism not oil prices.

“...and to better understand the risks inherent in an oil-based government controlled economy.”

I must assume you have actual evidence of this overcompensation phenomenon (otherwise why state it with such certainty?)

I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

...west coast?

Do you offer your car buying service as a business, or just doing people that you know solids?

Is your wife married? :P

So WW II was pointless? Everyone should have just let Hitler run until he got tired?