Or more likely, car guys are from Pluto and you're a pussy.

Did your cat write this article? If so, it's miraculously well written.

426 cubic inches = 7 liters, not 7.2 (440=7.2)

I'm sorry, but no way in hell you got 25 mpg CITY from a 305.

We get it. New things depreciate so buy them used.

"vast sculpted incomprehensibility" is absolutely brilliant.

What is that picture from Tim & Eric doing there? I want to see this doctor.

Awesome! It chose the car I already have (Camaro).

Lincoln doesn't build pickups.

A used Audi with a Lamborghini motor. Yeah, this sounds like a great idea and will definitely not bankrupt you.

Great story and really relevant because it involves a car. Reminds of the time I verbally abused a bird by calling him a bird brain.

How the hell does someone with a 2.5 become a principal?!

Fantastic!

And not one of them for the convertible top!

Fair points, and I do get tired of people (even those who are supposedly knowledgeable about cars) quoting '60's muscle car hp ratings without mentioning the difference between gross and net ratings. Even worse, they constantly refer to the old muscle car hp figures as being underrated, when in fact as many were…

Congratulations Sherlock, you have learned of the elusive phenomenon of a thing called "progress".

In much the same way your parents were related before they got married.

Which was the first mistake? You listed several. Oh, and I think the track was real. So that would be your first mistake (in that one post).

OK, he does consider it wasted money and it isn't his money. And you're boring and drive a Corolla.

He obviously doesn't consider it wasted money. And it's his money. And you probably drive a Corolla. And you're boring.