Wanna see me start a fight?

13-14 hour shift

The final 4.5 words of this article are the finest to ever grace the pages of Jalopnik.

Wait, so it could be a LOT of fun if you have a sports car that’s inexpensive, fun at legal speed, and comes with decent fuel economy? I could think of only one car that fits all of the above.

100% Fiesta ST. Throw in the Focus ST as well, because, you know....

It was steadily built up since the start of Season 3, where Korra crashes a car because she’s staring at Asami.

The GM 3800 has to be up there. Didn’t matter if you were drag racing, driving the Indy 500, or going to the grocery store over a ~40 year period, it had ya covered.

Hard disagree. Donks look awesomely stupid but individual builds aren’t going out hurting people inadvertently or doing dumb shit like racing in public for clout. Donk builds know where they stand in car culture, and they’re fine where they are.

Do people still do the squat or has it already died?

Counterpoint: do these actually hurt anyone? I see rolling coal below and obviously sideshows above, but I don’t really see any issue with people making their cars the way they like them. This is ONLY pertaining to the modifications, not what an owner does after the car is modified (drag race, donuts in an…

Rolling coal. Yes we get it, you hate the environment, Prius’, and bicyclists. There’s probably a bumper sticker for that.

Aren’t hammers cordless by definition?

#1: The guy he partied with isn’t just any guy.

People know exactly what a deck builder is, and that it’s what they mean by card based. You didn’t need to “um acksually” this. A lot of us are either sick of card/decks being shoved into everything pointlessly or never liked it to begin with.

Card-Based. Huh.

May the folks that enjoy that kind of thing end up loving this.

Honestly, I have to get this off my chest... my love of the automotive industry is what turned me away from the right-wing.

I was massively GOP for a long time, thanks to my father. He was a Limbaugh/Drudge/FoxNews addict. Otherwise a good, decent man, but a lifetime of believing right-wing propaganda. I, personally,…

Retelling favored stories is a tradition as old as storytelling. Each new storyteller adding their personal touch, some only changing the way they tell it, and others changing the story to fit the times or their preferences.

The dramatist in me hoped that as soon as the package opened, the cards would turn to dust and fade into the wind.

How about a link to the site?  Sheesh: