Note to visitors to VA—do not go more than 20 miles over. That is a careless and reckless ticket, and they love to give it. Beware cruising on the interstate at 76 and have the speed drop from 75 to 55 for no obvious reason.

I might not subscribe to that for AM/Williams, as Mercedes completely outclasses them in money and engineering talent (which Red Bull has partially poached for this season) in building a car around the engine. Also Mercedes only finished 3-4 because the Red Bulls blew up, otherwise they would have been stuck at 5-6. I…

The quality of the writing (which feels like a high schooler wrote it), plus the glaring omissions, is par for the course at Jalopnik nowadays. I’m not sure what I was expecting clicking on this article.

So no mention of the phenomenal results for Haas? 5th and 11th. Magnussen battling most of the race with Mercedes...Mercedes! I believe that deserves a few words in the story.

So the developer is a loser. Got it.

Kia dealers in the US aren’t selling cars. They’re selling financing, which is a whole different ball game.

Thanks. It doesn’t really help. I’m not sure who or what you’re trying to help but... We’re all over here still laughing, if it helps.

IMO, all this great art from the sequel trilogy absolutely doesn’t belong in any sort of trash.

Because on the internet everyone needs to have a TAKE, and “it was alright” isn’t a TAKE.

Yeah, I’m not digging the needless snark that’s been creeping in lately.

Don’t understand why people hated the finale, I thought it was pretty cool to have all the different parties come together and collaborate. 

It’s fkn weird being a person who just enjoys things. 

So if the arrow on the fuel gage tells you what side of the pump to go to, does this mean you need to flip the car to fill up?

“The Ohio Turnpike and Infrastructure Commission announced Monday morning that the driver was placed on administrative leave and will submit to mandatory drug and alcohol testing as it investigated the incident.”

“Reddit wasn’t so polite.”

If it’s ripping off a regular amount of money, it’s shitty. If it’s ripping off 3.5 million, there’s no such thing as a person who spent that kind of money on Pokemon cards who doesn’t deserve to be ripped off.

never own a chrysler product.

is that a superstition or just good judgement?

I’m stuck in Covid Standard Time. Today is Wednesday, March 675th, 2020.

I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking.