We really need to bring back shows like this in the UK. We’re drowning under a sea of complete shit TV like X-Factor, Love Island and god knows how many other “reality” style shows and its truly killing what makes British TV good. Saturdays nights used to be filled with gameshows, some comedy, a good variety show, a…

This reminds me of writer’s strike Conan - where he absolutely killed it just winging everything. He’s the best at it since old school Letterman.

THEN HOW COME THEIR SEX IS COLD AND PERFUNCTORY?!!!

That was a clean block.
- Gerald Henderson

Protip: They almost always give out 2x the maximum screening tickets because they expect a lot of people will no show because it was free. This happens all of the time. Arrive extra early for screenings. 

Duke should just close its doors now. They have created the Dukie Apotheosis.

Was Grayson Allen in the Cobra Kai at some point ?

I had a friend who had this thing, we played a lot of Dungeon Explorer very very badly. I don’t know if we ever actually made it anywhere but we sure tried!

One could argue that, by having this device, you own Snatcher, so you can legally and ethically play a fan translation.

I think you can guess the demographic makeup of Allen’s fans.

I had a schadenfreude boner after the first missed free throw.

Fuck this guy.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

Jules: Describe what Grayson Allen looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Brett: He’s not bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: That’s not how this is supposed to go, Brad!

Somehow, looking like a young Ted Cruz only manages to be, like, the 12th most infuriating thing about him. What an absolute fucking walnut.

Grayson Allen is truly the flesh golem born of Ted Cruz’s repressed hatred for Trump.

I’ve turned this commentary into an mp3, and I’ll fall asleep listening to it every night for the rest of my life. 

He’s always been a piece of shit befitting his smug, Brock Turner-esque face.

I wonder if Jay Bilas thinks that Grayson Allen being an insufferable dickhead has anything to do with him being coached at Duke by Coach K.

Grayson Allen looks like Joffrey Baratheon.