Hey, hey hey, let’s be fair. It also stands for treason and defeat. Maybe those are the things he wants to celebrate!

Can we use 1/2 the knuckle sandwich for the blockhead recording in vertical?

Hey! Parts of Cham-bana are cool! And...uhh. We’ll just say I grew up in Decatur and am glad I’ve spent most of my life in actual cities since then.

I love this. Where a person living in a rural part of the state laments the presence of the large city that is essentially subsidizing their entire life. We have the same issue in New York.

There is no Illinois without Chicago. Having said that< ti hink most liberals would agree than Minneapolis and Detroit are far more interesting and fun cities. I think L.A. and New York look at Chicago and think, “why are you so big? You’re boring.”

Counter offer. We become our own state, but when you drive up to visit you, Granny Ethel & the rest of the bus tour must be off of all the sidewalks in the loop after 4:30 and can only return once I catch my train.

Dude. Illinois is a hellhole **except** for Chicago.

And comparing Chicago to Detroit - I take it you’ve never actually visited Chicago before, have you? It’s beautiful and in the middle of an economic boom. You’re very misinformed.

LOL, that’s cute.

I live in Chicago, and I fully support us breaking away.

Chicago is the only reason why Illinois is relevant and isn’t considered along the same lines as Indiana and Wisconsin.

You really want to dump the portion of the state that generates 70% of the state income tax revenue, even though it’s only 60% of the state’s population?

fuck you, we pay for you to exist. ill without chicago a massive welfare state.

NO, if Chicago breaks away those of us down in the south will be in a red state and will have nothing to lord over the dummies next door in Missouri.

Hahahahaha sure dude, we’ll split off and be a state called Chicagoland, and you all can live in “OMG holy shit we have no money for anything”. Enjoy that.

If Denmark is anything like the US, there’s a limited number of days that a person can be held in jail before being charged (48-72 hours in the US depending on where you’re arrested), so prosecutors often charge a suspect with whatever will stick at initial stages of the case so that they can go back and amend charges…

Stole the words straight out of my mouth.

I didn’t. That’s why I’m not gonna bother.

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Oh come the FUCK on!