Zoolander 2 would also have worked nicely there.

“‘Well that’s like saying don’t make the second episode of the The Sopranos. Like, so why do you think we would screw up the second one?’”

No, Judd, it’s like saying don’t make Anchorman 2.

Yeah, that stretchy stuff looks very body-horror-ish in live-action which is why [SPOILER] what happened in MOM worked really well. 

To be fair,  Musk is bad

There was a piece about him a few years back that was all about how he jumped from business to business and was working all day and night.  I suspect the truth is he hits a conference call every few hours and just sits at his desk playing that shitty mobile game rip off civilization he claims he loves. 

Can we stop writing articles every time this apartheid rick and morty edge lord says something stupid? And if we can’t would it be possible to focus on the tweets where he basically talks about being pro-slave labor and less about his Elden Ring takes? 

It’s laughable that he can spend so much time tweeting and supposedly playing games, and yet somehow claim to be in charge of multiple companies. It’s just like Trump watching cable news all day while “running the country.” There’s precious little actual work going on.

Does Bosch show up?

It’s not even necessarily “objecting” to - I’m not one of those people who fancasts for Marvel - it’s just that it all lacks a certain spark. Maybe it’s more of the writing’s fault, but like...let’s say the cast of Eternals switched roles with each other. Let’s say Salma Hayek played Angelina Jolie’s character and…

I think we, as a society, should demand that Edge of Tomorrow win an academy award.   I know it came out years ago but I don’t care.  That movie is perfect 

She knows, but she has the luxury of not caring because we’re not the voters who elected her. This is why it’s so important to talk to friends and family about their idiotic voting habits, and to make dinners and get-togethers with them uncomfortable. The Republicans that “You" eat, drink, and party with are electing…

These folks are scared by a little chalk on a public sidewalk, and peaceful protestors outside their homes? They should spend an hour inside an abortion clinic and see what staff and patients go through at the hands of aggressive, angry, virulent mobs of pro-forced-birth crazies.

who also ran the first season of HBO’s True Detective and Netflix’s Maniac

It must be nice when “bad things” are one giant monolith.

You mean the sex stuff that is in King’s original book?

He went looking for a fight and found one.  That isn’t self defense, except in Wisconsin and Florida.

The fact that the world has two famous British comic book writing “magic users” and they hate each other makes me smile every day. 

Did you really call Michelle Yeoh a housewife? There’s nothing wrong with that but, dude, she owns a laundromat. That’s why she’s being audited. She doesn’t have much time to wife a house because she’s running a business and, yes, trying to keep a family together.

The answer is neither