Everyone forgot to mention that Marilu Henner thinks she cured her husband’s cancer with diet and lifestyle changes. She’s up there with Doctor Oz with her fake science bullshit.

“...every time I go to Mexican.”?

I have a friend who does this sort of thing and it drives me insane.

So stiff....

Bobby Finger imagined being kicked out of Megyn Kelly’s home for noticing her faux wood shutters.

You tell me!

Bitch, guess what I had for dinner last night and will have again for lunch today? Penne bolognese with spinach and fresh-grated Parmagiano-Reggiano, so fuck you very much.

When you want to go to it.

“especially in today’s age, when there’s so much awfulness”

Joy Bauer said to go to a Chinese restaurant and order beef with broccoli but to substitute the beef with chicken and ask for the broccoli to be steamed not sautéed and to get the sauce on the side.

No. Nope. Not even a little bit.

I don’t think she can. I’ve never seen her not be sooooo extra.

OMG, because if she’s not requesting 60 zillion changes to the menu item, people won’t know how Super Duper Healthy she is, and if you’re Super Duper Healthy without an audience to witness your moral superiority, you may as well not even bother!

Joy Bauer said to go to a Chinese restaurant and order beef with broccoli but to substitute the beef with chicken 

• Bobby Finger said, “Relax.”

• Ashley Williams said, “You don’t have to go with the most expensive option. No one’s gonna come up to you and say, ‘Hey, this is not real wood.’”

Given Achille Marozzo’s advice, I often find it’s very wise to beware the Bolognese, or at least treat their fencers with caution.

Bobby, you’re watching all of these...has Megyn gotten any less awkward?

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