Shoplifting! We have all probably done it from a pack of gum on up. The sheer nerve to send a defendant into a courtroom like that is mind-boggling. She might as well have been covered in fresh bruises and dragged in by her hair.

And those are the ones who say it openly, unafraid of your collective scorn. There are many more. Be afraid as well as sad.

Outright release. At this point what difference does it make?

They should get a decent return for Beltran. Draft picks and salary assumption is good enough for the other guys. Arod will be nailed to the bench now. Maybe he’ll take a buyout.

Damn! I missed the Opening Ceremony.

Deadspin ain’t up all night anymore. Since Nick lied to the judge. Good run guys, I hope you land on your feet.

Please tell me you didn’t say “Get a grip.”

I hope they give it to Crazy Hat Lady.

It won’t be Cruz on the other side, Trump destroyed him. I just don’t think there is any way she can handle 2 terms (if she even gets 1) in her physical condition. She is running as payback to the people and governments that made her a millionaire a hundred times over, and to avoid jail. She barely made it through a…

Sorry, this site brings out the vulgarian in me. As for the VP choice, it just seems so perfectly Hillary. Lecture white people about their privilege, talk up a potential cabinet as being at least half female, but make the white guy your second in command because the black and female vote is already in the bag. Hat’s…

When asked by reporters about being chosen as Hillary’s running mate, Kaine replied “It’s a White Privilege.”

If she would have picked Booker, all you Gawkers would’ve been shitting yourselves with delight. Since she picked the white guy, you rationalize. As she expected. Even if she wins, she’s not going 2 terms. Too old, too many knocks to the head. So she’ll hand it off to a white guy for another 8 years.

Yeah, let’s make America White Again. The black vote is in the bag, so we’ll pay lip service and the white guy will finish her term.

A consolation prize to the Negros. How magnanimous!

White Males Matter. Booker can carry the bags.

Doesn’t matter- He’s a WHITE MALE.

Haha! Yeah, he’s stoic but he sure can play. Was just watching Elephant Talk from the old Fridays tv show. Great video. Belew going nuts, Fripp sitting there. He does manage to crack a smile though.

Warning Sign- Talking Heads w/ Adrian Belew

Beer For Breakfast

Prince killin’ it: