You know muslims don’t like dogs, right?

“Including the team’s captain.” As if it wasn’t shocking enough!

The world would be better if the muslims gave up islam for lent.

Anyone who thinks islam is ok is not a feminist.

Feminism is when you get child rapists off the hook.

Her BRAIN TUMOR is probably exaggerated as well.

They yelled “God is great.” Can’t even quote them accurately.

Shocking Blue

Dock Ellis was higher than any of them when he pitched his no hitter.

Maybe he figured his client is in a death spiral and needs more than legal help so he sent it out accidentally on purpose.

I’m picturing Chris Berman calling him Dez “Deuces Wild” Bryant.

That sounded like Adolph replaced Alvin.

Crooked Hillary is gonna have Guy Who Pleads The 5th install it for her.

The Las Vegas Vegas.

How are we going to know who wins if we aren’t there?

Looks like your boy when the teleprompter breaks.

Did he stop it? Nope.

That’s because your liberal executive has been militarizing the police.

Sonia has an outstanding warrant out on her somewhere.

How do I buy some of that non-voting stock? Sounds like a good deal.