There’s always a catch, isn’t there.

There’s always a catch, isn’t there.

So I could plug my son’s computer into this and when he refuses to take the dogs out, take the trash to curb, or go to bed at a decent hour due to CS-Go and LOL, I could shut him down from my phone? Really? Please tell me this is true?

So I could plug my son’s computer into this and when he refuses to take the dogs out, take the trash to curb, or go…

Yes, he is ex military and votes republican based on what he feels that President Obama messed up in Iraq, “lost the peace” he says.

I know one black person who supports Trump. I know nine more black people (intimately enough to speak politics) who support Hillary. Yes I know only ten black people well enough to speak politics, but I also only know about ten people of other races, too. I am a home body.

Clarification on canoodling. Can there be any nudity in canoodling and is there any type of ejaculation involved?

Sounds nice. No specialities here, dammit:)

I got Calgary. Off to research it now. My wife and both are teachers; I wonder if we could work there?

I saw a repeat of a comedy show that showed a man getting off getting his breasts boxed. But yeah, I don’t judge.

LoL I don't know. Maybe he likes it. :)

I was there, too. Did anyone see me?

Or, hear me out, the cat mind controls Pence to feed him right on stage. Epic

95 degrees right now in my living room with 2 acs running. FML

Omg, I didn’t know this existed. I love quoting Bring It On in class. Just today, I had a student complain and not being able to leave class to take a call, and I pulled out the, This is not a democracy—it’s a cheerocracy” quote.

When Gawker Media’s worlds collide. The world will implode when Jezebel, Gawker, and Jalopnik all cross post. The horrors, the blood, the fucking language.

In another Tweet, Westboro spokesman said,

Where in Florida were you? It happened when I was at lunch. I was standing in front of the library (I was the geek who read at lunch). We all went out to see the launch, and we ended up seeing the Y shaped smoke trails. I was in Daytona Beach.

The Cat Who Has No Name despises everyone equally.

If I want to use one to hang out in the desert (Las Vegas) in the shade, wouldn't nylon be hot?

If I want to use one to hang out in the desert (Las Vegas) in the shade, wouldn't nylon be hot?

Reason # 1-100: she’s more slippery than whale shit on an iceberg.

First, whiskey, or whisky, is a great low carb choice; can’t go wrong with it.