Being a VINE celebrity means you’re the kind of celebrity that gets recognized in Taco Bell, while still being the kind of person that eats at Taco Bell.

Did his parents send him to Earth from their dying planet named Curveballton?

I LOVE LENA DUNHAM. There, I said it.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

I don’t know but I bet he’s pissed at McNutty.

“I’m sorry about my use of that term! It was occidental!”

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

While this was a dumb blunder, i think Fox has great coverage compared to CBS or NBC. They start coverage on TV at 11am every day of the tournament, vs 2 or 3pm on other networks for the majors. Also they leverage technology at least 10 times as much as the other networks. There are certainly issues, but they show…

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

the decade old stench of Notre Dame and Charlie Weis maybe?

“Just let me explain. I’ll concentrate. If I’m trying to level, keep this level, in your mind. This draws my attention away and my concentration.”

How do you watch someone’s posts and edits? Just curious.

This country worships rich white men. It’s disgusting.

If Hannity died I would be extremely upset that I couldn’t ever again experience the joy of hearing that he’s dead.

I was scrolling down to say something like “what kind of tough-talking moron thinks his job in the crew is to sucker punch the dude your man just told they were cool?”, but of course it’s his uncle. That’s just straight out of central casting right there. You just know that’s the uncle everyone else in the family…

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

You dumb motherfucker. Trump garnered 46.1% of all ballots cast, which is not only not “more than half of us”, but also less than his opponent. So go fuck yourself, you Trump-sucking son of a bitch.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.