“Hi I am the Rock and I am going to make you fall even more in love with me, because it’s not enough that I am handsome with a chiseled bod, I am also the best human being.”

I can literally name half a dozen celebrities beige-er than Olsen off the top of my head. Blake Lively, Jessica Alba, Taylor Swift, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lea Michele, Padma Lakshmi

What’s really sad about this story is that it’s being framed as a feud between two journalists, instead of Kevin Donovan vs. Sexual Assault Victims. One site even referred to it as “juicy gossip” — gross.

Wait, you really don’t like it? I can see not liking the pink one (I’m on the fence) but I genuinely gasped when I saw this dress. It’s just so.... lush.

Fan Bingbing is amazing. That said, she should have just showed up in one of her costumes from The Empress of China.

Rih SLAYED. Can we also get a special shoutout for Zendaya little miss junior slay.

Don’t waste your time, everyone else looks boring/hot mess (ETA, I havent seen Bey yet tho)

OKAY THAT’S NICE BUT CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FAN BINGBING IS QUEEN HERE PLEASE

And, DatBurnerIsMine, I know looks can be deceiving and stereotyping so easy to do— I am also a POC so I’m not really sure what you’re getting at.

What if you’re a radfem who wants to subvert your own political views by being tied and flogged by a moustached villain who may or may not tie you to model railroad tracks?

these people sound hilarious and fabulous.

That’s just how I do my shadows sometimes. I didn’t want it to be perfect. It’s a messy subject after all! Thanks though!

I did my undergrad in Canada due to it being ridiculously cheaper than a state school and my dad being posted to Ottawa. I love so many things about Canada but, my northern friends, it’s time for an intervention. Tim Hortons is mediocre coffee. I’m sorry I know it’s popular but just because something is popular…

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

(Editor’s Note: Like I’m ever going to pass up a story that makes fun of Tim Hortons...)

Working the El Crab Catcher on Kaanapali beach on Maui. A polite and (I’m pretty sure) unintoxicated couple is having lunch. I have to add the beach view is great, the ocean, the sand...

See, I fucking hate Floyd Mayweather. I think any person that hits a woman for any reason short of she’s running at me with a knife is the lowest of the low. That being said...

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

There was a main aisle that ran through the restaurant. The women’s room was on the right, the men’s on the left. And I totally stutter stepped to try and trick him.