Yes, yes that’s true, and a defense attorney quoted by the Chicago Tribune agreed.

Actually, the more I read about the case, the more I think the prosecutors didn’t charge correctly. I read an analysis last night that says, based on IL law, the judge had to acquit as the cop the cop aimed and fired at the intended target, which is intentional, not reckless. That means that officer’s beyond awful…

Can the test contain the question: “Which picture does JJ Watt look best in?"

Brilliant for me b/c I get the live tweets w/o the risk.

This is going to be terrible for me. I will be getting DMs hourly about people wanting to get into my squad. I’ll just say now that there is a process you have to go through. You’ll know it when you go through it.

There is a probably not mentally well part of me that wants to opt in, just to see what happens. I’d probably live-tweet the whole thing too.

Mashable reports that the local police have no clue who destroyed the memorial.

My conservative little cousin says he will move to Canada if Hill wins. I was like, dude, really? Conservative bastion of misogyny, Canada?

Apparently they “wiped their computers” before they left. I’m interested to see what comes out of that recovery operation.

Think about how corrupt that place must be, same mayor forever, that changes, and everyone quits.

I mean, you could think that about the PC without judging the author as “letting them off too lightly”. She is doing the work that nobody else managed to do. Let’s only be supportive. She said she has criticisms but she is exploring the silence and shame that women carry in this piece. Its not her job to fight…

That was heart-breaking... And this stood out to me

The Beckhams have chipped cabinetry. This makes me feel so good about my chipped bannister and also the giant p that my daughter drew in the living room that only got worse after magic eraser was applied. I can now picture writing on the walls of the homes of fancy people. This pleases me.

but they have all died.

You never meet smart racists anymore! Back in the Thomas Jefferson days there used to be smart racists everywhere, but they have all died.

Okay. That Billy Eichner tweet actually made me lol. Sorrynotsorry.

I live in Los Angeles, have long ass nails 80% of the time, and can train you on the ways of typing and texting. I SHALL BE YOUR MANICURE YODA.

Sorry. Results are final.

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