Hi Konp112,

I used to enjoy memes until I took an arrow in the knee.

LOL....I was the same way with our Chevy station wagon! I didn’t call it the trunk, but I thought that the backwards facing seat was awesome! Sometimes we would fold the seat down and slide around in the back end while my mom was driving, but if kids tried to do that today they’d probably have someone call the cops on…

Hi Matt,

Yeah.....PLEASE let that be a poor choice of words.

Hi Andy,

I'm going to paraphrase Jay Smooth here, because I can't find the video where he addressed this: No one cares if someone is purple because being purple is not a thing. Being black in America is a thing that people live and experience every day. When you say things like "I don't care if you're purple" you dismiss the…

No one is purple you braindead fuck. Maybe Violet Beauregard. But more bluish in hue. "I don't care if they are purple, " is so goddamn disingenuous. Way to trivialize reality and look like an asshole in the process. Facts are facts. Statistics don't lie. Fuck out of here with that purple shit.

I could not possibly agree more and I wish I could star this comment all the times.

The amount of objections to the idea of gift-giving as a concept (rather than the Honeyfund instead of actual gift registries) on this post probably shouldn't be surprising me. I mean, it's utterly and completely beside the point (because the discussion of whether gifts should happen AT ALL is an entirely different…

I would have liked to have a Honeyfund, but we were broke as hell and had a small wedding. We couldn't even do an open bar, just snacks and what not. So we literally wrote on our invites:

I tell all my brides who get crap from people about their choices two things: Your love is the centerpiece of the day, not the food or the DJ; and guests are there to celebrate your marriage, not to be entertained by you.

I love being from a family of New York Italian-Americans: Cash. Cash for everyone. Oh, you have a registry? Okay. Here, have a check. Use it on your honeymoon, your down payment on a house or your fondue set.

Plus, it makes holding grudges so much easier when you can see that Aunt Gina only gave your granddaughter $50…

Why gifts? Give cash. Cash for the honeymoon, cash to shore up how fucking expensive this party is, cash for sex toys, cash to buy a house, cash cash cash cash. Why would you give someone a fucking thing for their wedding when cash is both chic (fits in a cute card, looks good with your dress), and useful.

Are they filming through a glass door? If so, the owl is most likely checking out the weird, rude owl that won't get out of his fucking way.

Be afraid. Be very afraid, puny humans.

This is getting too hard. Canceling plans at the last minute and watching a crying drunk girl yell ta her boyfriend are equally enjoyable. I can't with this game anymore, you guys. That said, FANFICTION IS WAY BETTER THAN FREE PORN. ya'll are idiots.

This made me cry?

They make compostable food scrap bags! I got a sample box and they're PERFECT for this crap.