Well, for example "can't believe" would be neutral probably. So like "I can't believe this is true" or "Holy shit!" or similar. That's not negative, that's shock.

It was probably a lot of "neutral" or "uncategorized". The tools that measure that stuff rely on an algorithm that isn't super accurate so they usually have a big chunk of *shrug* stuff.

Brian Williams.

Just FYI there is a "suggested limit". Usually the target is about $200, but it's flexible depending on the need and if it's a loan versus a gift.

I think that's a good thing?

I still know all the words to the Denver themesong.

Here's the post I wrote when I stopped listening to the Nerdist. Jonah called a 16 year old girl a whore. Hardwick also made a really shitty friendzone joke on @midnight to a panel full of women.

Oh hey look, Chris Hardwick finally found a line not even he will cross. I wonder when he'll start confronting all his other @midnight and Nerdist guests and co-hosts for their shit behavior.

KILTS FOR ALL.

Your assumption is incorrect. I was awarded scholarships, some years they brought me down to close to in-state tuition and some years they didn't. But I was never classified an in-state student because of scholarships.

We were there at the same time, actually. And I wasn't in a sorority, but I was an RA and I lived on year along frat row, so we had some very similar experiences. I only did Take Back the Night once and after watching a frat guy throw a bottle at the people in the group I never went back. It was clear that no one…

I'll be honest, as an out of state student, I wasn't privy to a lot of this. I just know how many heart attacks I had when I got the bills for my tuition.

Are you serious? Can I provide a source on how many reported sexual assaults there are that the university doesn't want anyone to know about? Sure, let me go get my spy gear.

...I'm confused. What's the question?

*Two in-state students.

As an alum, those reported sexual assault numbers are complete and utter bunk. We had at least that many sexual assaults in my freshman year dorm, let alone all 17,000 some-odd undergraduates. Miami, like most of the public universities in Ohio, has a shit relationship with sexual assault survivors, despite all…

I think that's actually an ORLY kit you can get at Target. It comes with some awesome stickers and both sparkly blue and the silver.

Alternatively: mutually beneficial evolutionary paths in a symbiotic relationship. They get food and hands to scratch the spots they can't reach, we get a reason to get up in the morning instead of just wasting into ennui and misanthropy. We haven't tried to survive without them for (tens of) thousands of years, who…

I'm actually writing a book about all my exes...been considering turning it into a series of blog posts instead. Maybe this will tip me over the edge. xD

I swear to dog, when I went to see Thor in theaters I broke my personal rule and pulled my phone out to text him and ask if he'd taken up acting and didn't tell me. They laugh the same. Exact. Way. We briefly dated after the hypnosis guy, he was just as good in bed as you want him to be. He's engaged now and I…