*Two in-state students.

As an alum, those reported sexual assault numbers are complete and utter bunk. We had at least that many sexual assaults in my freshman year dorm, let alone all 17,000 some-odd undergraduates. Miami, like most of the public universities in Ohio, has a shit relationship with sexual assault survivors, despite all…

I think that's actually an ORLY kit you can get at Target. It comes with some awesome stickers and both sparkly blue and the silver.

Alternatively: mutually beneficial evolutionary paths in a symbiotic relationship. They get food and hands to scratch the spots they can't reach, we get a reason to get up in the morning instead of just wasting into ennui and misanthropy. We haven't tried to survive without them for (tens of) thousands of years, who…

I'm actually writing a book about all my exes...been considering turning it into a series of blog posts instead. Maybe this will tip me over the edge. xD

I swear to dog, when I went to see Thor in theaters I broke my personal rule and pulled my phone out to text him and ask if he'd taken up acting and didn't tell me. They laugh the same. Exact. Way. We briefly dated after the hypnosis guy, he was just as good in bed as you want him to be. He's engaged now and I…

I dunno, the bible play was pretty fucking bonkers.

I was a senior in college, and after a series of relationships that lasted each school year (or nearly so) I was on a bout of several short term fling type things.

That last point is the only one where you and I diverge, honestly. I really don't like Batman and Selena together (and I maintain that Bruce Wayne is just a mask that Batman wears, not the other way around...there's no Bruce Wayne in there). I do think that some versions of Batman and Wonder Woman work together, in…

I feel like "ish" is the only way to describe comics sometimes.

Well, with Barry being the one on TV, I felt the need to clarify. xD

The feminist in me is chuckling at this. The comic book reader is flipping desks that realistically very little of this is accurate at all.

More than happy to oblige.

Only so many times that my friends and I may have looked for nurse outfits to wear for Halloween.

Deal. ;) It's called Misfits, it's for sure on Hulu and I think Netflix may have it now? Rudy doesn't make an appearance until Season 3 if I remember correctly and some of it's a bit uneven but it's a hilarious BBC superpowered shitty teenagers show.

If you can't even tell the difference between Harry Potter and Rudy, I don't want to talk to you.

Did you know that when you laugh so hard chocolate milk comes out of your nose, it really hurts?

The horse was better than she was.

Every movie she's ever been in besides Ghost World where she played herself: snore. Please recast.