what do you mean there can be no winners here? we all win if the three of them die. (bonus if they die in some stupid, funny way like slipping on banana peels during the fight.)

What was the reason women couldn’t be in power? We were too emotional and would do something asinine like start a war based on lies because our daddy didn’t think we should be president and we had something to prove to him?

I don’t want to ruin Titanic for you, but it ends with some billionaires dying while trying to go to the bottom of the ocean in a shoddily built submarine. 

Could they simultaneously KO each other and then both succumb to their head injuries? Asking for a friend.

Wait, Mr. Meta Jiu Jitsu is calling out Electro Hair Plug Space Man?
This reality is so poorly written that if we were paying to experience it we would all be entitled to our lives back.

If they got into a boxing ring my money’s on Greene, because Boebert can only fight from behind her guns. Greene, meanwhile, can knock over a horse from 50 yards simply by looking at it with her big ugly face.

Garriott’s actually kind of okay here - in this case, his organization has submarines that have already explored the titanic a few times. This is one of the few times when this rich tech leader can actually contribute, because they’ve already done similar things and actually do have resources.

It’s not a case of Elon…

*in vocal fry* Guuuuuuys, there’s, like, so much more to me than being totally hot, I, like, was an athlete and studied film.  Like, omg, ew, can you imagine?

I’m convinced Elon never had any friends growing, and now that he’s super popular with the terminally online right he will do anything to please them.

So the N-word if fine, but cis is a slur. A+ work Elon. 

In future discussions about box office, can we just please skip the very boring requirement that a specific set of people who are almost certainly all single guys show up to state how they prefer watching movies at home?

That was my first reaction, too. Unless the eliminate the upfront scalping by the ticket companies, the junk fee thing is worthless.

The moment he punched that older man at the pub was when it all came together for me. There’s no excusing that.

Pretty much. If they just increase transparency, they can call the fees “Screw you, where else are you going to get these tickets? fee” and we’d all just have to take it.

The bizarre thing is he keeps getting the benefit of the doubt and his denials keep being believed... despite the fact more and more keep popping up.

He punched the Heat mascot so hard at the same event (as part of a bit) that they were sent to the hospital with a concussion.

There isn’t one.

Yeah that seems like some gold-standard hipster assholery.

Glad they caught the lunatic but, it’s not a sedan. That’s a coupe.

Only here, in the fourth level of hell, would a woman like Marjorie Taylor-Greene have any input whatsoever on anything to do with the CDC.