Cnsidering only paid subscribers can answer, and the result was almost a split, he should be crying into a pillow right now over how all the cool kids don’t like him.

I, too, would be bitter about other people talking about their sex lives if my beady-eyed husband who thinks I should be on Ozempic wasn’t attracted to me. 

I don’t know who a single one of these people are and I’ve decided I’m just not going to learn.

What?

What’s Woody’s defense? “I may have molested my biological child and statutorily raped my stepdaughter, but no one better call me a friend of Jeffrey Epstein’s!”

This news seems like it was only a matter of time before he ended up jailed for his stupidity, though I might’ve thought a beatdown from someone would’ve accompanied it.

Greez: What would you do if you had a million credits?

Cal: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Man with a history of hate toward LGBTQ folks also has a history of sexually assaulting his male staffers.

In fairness, how else could he possibly communicate to employees that he was the “Alpha Male”?

That is the Republican woman mantra, they never think the leopards are going to eat their faces.

I don’t mean to victim blame, but did Grossberg really expect something different than this when she went to work for Fox?

Women who work at a network that has been built around misogyny and the mistreatment of women are suddenly shocked to find misogyny and the mistreatment of women at said network.

Not sure what the big deal is. I mean, how far could a massive orbital rocket approaching escape velocity really travel in a measly 40 seconds?? I’m just gonna guess it’s like a couple hundred feet and don’t check me on that because it’s obviously nothing to worry about.

Another thing that went wrong. Fuck-up after fuck-up, and people are still calling it a success.

This is one of the reasons why I’m a console gamer. I just want to put that disc in or download it and have it work right from the start. I realize that’s less and less true these days as these developers cut corners and launch broken products, but it’s nothing like what PC gamers have to deal with. I’ve been playing…

My god this guy cannot be a bigger tool. 

Fetus is not yet a child. You want to make something smaller than a tic-tac have more rights than an ACTUAL living, breathing human being. 

If Republicans don’t want us to get abortions, they should make it easier for us to raise children without losing economic gains. And they should also shift the focus to men’s accountability. Did you know that 100% of ALL pregnancies (both planned and unplanned) are caused by men? Shocking, I know. Maybe they should…

He’d rather the children die in the mines or factories or poor houses as “God” intended!

Why, all this talk of murdering children has given me the vapours!