The kids exist solely as a prop.

The catch being they have to MAKE it to management and not some groomed corporate boy hired in to carry on the “legacy” of the existing managers.

The irony is every company with remote work consistently has shown dramatic increases in productivity. The terror is coming from middle managers who can’t justify their existence without the dog and pony show of people at the office, even though they have no idea what those workers actually do and couldn’t put names…

This is child abuse.

It was probably never going to thrive for long in the teeth of near-universal managerial hostility to it. They really like being able to physically look over your shoulder to make sure you’re “really working”.

I’m not sure about the math and can’t provide references, but there is a point to this:

What? Who specifically are you talking about?  The article has a “(D)“ next to both Hunt and Cavanaugh, in multiple places.

Serious.  Just because he’s male doesn’t brand him a liar.  Stay classy Jezebel.

Nope. Sorry. Having a tough time feeling sorry for this millionaire who went out of her way to embarrass the father of her children with her ill-considered fling with a pop star - who (to the surprise of literally no one) dumped her and has moved on. File this under: “You should have thought of that before you dragged…

Hi Emily. Why do you and Jezebel continue to lie about Sudekis serving Wilde? He didn’t. A process server did. There’s no evidence that Sudekis had anything to do with it. When you repeat that stuff uncritically it damages your credibility and makes you look like just another PR outlet. Sudekis may be far wealthier…

So you’re just going to accept her statement on the matter as the truth, huh? It’s not like she’s ever been caught lying in public statements.

Jezebel’s insane hatred of this man continues, thankfully no one who isn’t being paid for it agrees

A quick google lists both their net worths at ~$25 million.

Same. I’m a little ashamed—and more than a little perturbed—by the feelings of hopefulness positivity that came over me, even for a moment. I thought “holy shit—have I not been wasting EVERY wishbone, lucky star, and birthday wish for the past few years?!”

Thought Peter Thiel died for a second. Damn. 

This crew (Alito, Thomas, Boof, Gorsuch, and OfMitch) along with the now-useless Roberts, have destroyed the traditions that earned the SCOTUS the wide respect of citizens for two hundred years.  Nice going, you partisan hacks.

Oh that’s odd, I didn’t see Jake Lloyd anywhere in the episode.

I mean that’s the worst kept secret of Star Wars. George Lucas is a mediocre director who can’t write dialogue. The first movie was saved by editing which was basically taken out of his hands, he wasn’t involved with Empire really at all, and ROTJ clearly has the marks of heavier Lucas involvement.

These titles and intro paragraph ruin any attempt at spoiling shit... it hasn’t even been a day. Do better Kotaku, fuck off with this nonsense.

we should be French Revolution-ing these Antionettes, not stanning them!