That roast looks cooked to perfection, and if you think Sunday roast isn’t slightly bloody, then I blame your parents for not teaching you to appreciate beef done correctly.

I’m confused. Aside from the unnecessary butter, this is what a proper roast looks like.

Somebody needs to tell Harry they are doing too much. The power move was to bail on it all and ride quietly into the sunset. The constant clawing for relevance is...not it. I was pretty agnostic towards these two for a long time, leaning much closer to being a “fan” versus having any negative feelings. But now I’m…

Brooklyn Beckham is an entitled little shit and a fucking moron no matter how you slice it.

Looks medium rare or medium. My last rib roast. My cellphone camera enhanced the colors a little but that was temped at medium and rested for a little bit before slicing.  Now I just want a deli slicer to make some roast beef sandwiches!

There’s nothing wrong with this roast. If I went to a restaurant with someone, and they ordered prime rib (or a ribeye, delmonico, NY Strip, etc.) any more well done than medium rare, I would be deeply embarrassed for both of us. Just order some ketchup or A1 sauce at that point; order some chicken tendies on the…

I’ve never understood why kids who aren’t particularly special or talented beyond being born rich leap online trying to impress everyone. (Looking at you, lesser Hanks offspring.) Obviously you’re not going to outshine your parents if they’re David Beckham (Posh is debatable) or Tom Hanks, so what exactly is the plan?…

Uh, do you not understand how a roast like that is served?  It looks fine.

Yeah, it looks perfectly done for the cut. That’s how I’d cook it. Any more, and I would consider it TOO well-done.

That roast is absolutely fine.

I have zero investment in this situation or the rich, boring people involved, but as a fan of a good Sunday roast, I’m compelled to say the beef looks just fine to me. That said, there’s enough fat on a prime rib that you don’t need to rub it with two pounds of butter in a gratuitous TikTok flourish. The potatoes look…

See, this is why you always need to find and destroy the lich’s phylactery - if you don’t, they just come back later on.

Guy sure is talkative for someone with absolutely no mention of a lawyer.

This is the part where you post before and after shots.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

I for one am flabbergasted. I refuse to believe someone as fine and upstanding as Logan Paul would do this.

What’s childish is trying to provoke a 19 year old climate activist with “LOOK AT MY CARS”. Anyway, her response doesn’t have to be clever or high art, he’s got incredible amounts of tiny dick energy and pointing it out is the appropriate response every time. He’s not worth the effort and craftsmanship of a truly sick…

ok Andrew

I haven’t been drunk in over 30 years because even four tiny cups at Passover gives me a raging headache, but Andy Cohen’s drunken rants on NYE give me such joy. No one wants a tame AC2.

Was anyone within the opposition’s camp or in the Dem party responsible for any type of oppositional research? I practically know all sorts of info about Hershel Walker’s lies but no one checked George’s resume at all? No one knew he never worked anywhere? Yeah Rethuglican voters are this and that but Democratic…