They did already, I think it’s called the SEC or something.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

The only thing good I can say about this article is that it wasn’t written by Billy.

Welcome to today’s edition of Deadspin Shits on MLS, featuring biased reporting and a shoddy handle on facts.

Whats with this site and the constant whining about the MLS

“allegedly growing in popularity”

I’m not really into ‘smart billy haisley’ either.

Fuck off, younger-but-still-brain-damaged-cut-rate-Gary-Busey.

WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT

Can this man be any more of a cliche Wall Street guy? This is so disgusting yet humorous in its obviousness. Take all his money, Deidre.

To sune

I hope our brave FIRST RESPONDER (ret.) was not injured while bravely defending our freedom!

Oh Florida.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

There is nothing more off-putting than someone crowing about their success—that they achieved by fucking up and not being especially talented.

Dana always looks like a guy who shows up for the threesome but ends up jerking off in the corner as the two girls go at it.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

Came to mention Brownback, commenting just to get that shitstain’s name more recognition among “just the absolute goddamn worst.”

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?