Fuck Papa John and fuck his shitty ass pizza.

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

At least it’s more entertaining when the players and coaches fix a match, rather than when refs do. Like in last night’s NCAA title game.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

“These people have awful names.”

I got violent on weed once. Wrote an internet comment in all caps.

Right. $3.6 million for a golf weekend is a LOT. Now imagine someone doing that EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND like Trump is doing.

His golf “relaxation” has cost this country $10million in one month. Presidents do not get every weekend off. It’s insane and wasteful and an abuse of the office.

You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.

There’s never a goddamn bathtub around when you need it the most.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Can’t wait until Monday at work, those Jayhawk tears will be so delicious!