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It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

Dear Bernie Bros and self loathing millennials: fuck you both. Fuck you for voting for Johnson, Stein, Harambe, Trump, or for not voting. Fuck you for thinking that the process would take care of itself. Fuck you for only now realizing what all that pent up anger that was misplaced at a system would end up doing. This…

Great. Thanks for all the millennial enthusiasm after the buzzer. I’ll think about how great these protests were after Roe v. Wade is overturned and I lose the right to healthcare with my pre-existing condition.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

Let’s put this another way; you had Martin Shkreli AND Milo Yiannopoulos in a small, enclosed space and the blood in that bath is not theirs???

I call bullshit.

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

You mean Meg Trump.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

The last time such violence was doled out by a Cane, Ray Lewis lost his best white suit.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!