Sounds like your ass resembles Ray Lewis’ face.

Yeah, I’m a tall guy with big hands and a butt large enough to occupy the seat. My knees are already typically higher than my hips while porcelain seated.

So. Much. Salt.

I thought the Royals effectively settled this when they utterly pantsed the Mets in the World Series.

This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

It makes binary sense that Yost, who eschews Oakland-style sabermetrics, would side with the B’s.

It’d be one thing if Tate came in and submitted her in 30 seconds, but these two had a heck of a fight, one that Holm likely would have won if she had made it to the end of round five. She still has plenty of credibility and marketing power.

This is what bugs me about Dana White and UFC as a whole. What is the point of publicly calling her and and shaming her for this? She has to make money and White has clearly proven he isn’t going to throw cash their way for nothing. This is idiotic.

He’s telling an obvious truth, but today is National suck-off Peyton Manning day.

I guess we should be thankful for this, the least cunty MLS piece in Deadspin history?

I’m sure there are lots of steam achievements with only one person or no people having gotten them. They belong to games like this one; games that no one plays.

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

Talib, a legendarily dirty player, called this “the funnest game I’ve played by far.”

Don’t read it then. MMA is safer than boxing and American football and many enjoy the spectacle of athletes that are world class in a number of skill sets battle against each other. Dont listen to Greg about race in the UFC.

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Calm down there, Satan.

Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

white actors look alike

“It’s unclear how Bowe can be a non-factor”