"This shift is too long."

I go to...Burger King...

Nah, I'm just going to keep making fun of him. He's an awful human and he's being shamed in one of the most embarrassing ways I can think of. Being able to look at the paragraph that he's trying to say makes him sound even dumber.

True, but he did have a lot of trouble with "I'm Floyd Mayweather"

A few minutes later, John From Cincinnati called, but no one could tell what the fuck he was talking about, so everyone changed the station.

I went to a Chiefs game a few years ago and sat in the upper deck with my buddy and his parents, who are the nicest, most charitable people you will ever meet, and they neither drink or swear. Naturally, sitting next to us was an old guy in a 90s era Chiefs Starter jacket and his daughter, totally hammered out of…

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

Dana White

It's a good thing Sung Woo's hat appears to fit properly given South Korea's recent capsize issues.

But seriously though, fuck cyclists.

No, just fuck cyclists who blow through stop signs in front of me. Traffic laws apply to you too, fuckwits.

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

Yeah, people thinking these third-world assholes can't behave it totally ridiculous. Especially when looking at video evidence of them not behaving. I'm gonna go back to work now, so my tax dollars can pay for some seniorita to have about ten more on the dole.

I know everyone was worried about the undocumented children crossing the border, but this is ridiculous.

If Ted Cruz watched this, he'd probably have a brain aneurysm.

NFL= Hit bitches not bongs.

Yeah, it's really fucked up when you support a wife-beater and people twist things to make it look like you support a wife-beater.

I'd like to give Luke Johnson four broken bones. What a worthless pile of shit.

I'm sure Stephen A. Smith can tell her how to avoid being assaulted in the future.