This is not shocking at all and is perfectly aligned with other GOP actions and talking points. In just the last week or two, a number of Republicans have justified legislation to ban abortion with ZERO exceptions because the babies will grow up to help fill gaps in the workforce.

Keiran Culkin would be a great villain. I just can’t see his voice ever conveying the iconic sexy smoothness of James Bond. But, he would easily be an iconic villain.

So... by following the recent trend for other shitbag GOPers who are anti LGBTQ because they are “pedo groomers”, this guy will be charged with multiple counts of sexually assaulting pre-teens in about 2-3 days.

The cut to Lil’ Tuck in the clip where the dipshit is describing Xi’s hot interpreter reminds of an SNL skit where the other actors are really trying hard to not break character and bust out laughing. I hate Carlson and his overly expressive fake outrage, but something about that moment looked like Tucker was…

You just KNEW the second you posted a comment about game prices personally getting too high for you, some game publisher apologist/shill would come in with the “well, actually when calculating for inflation...” bullshit. Surprised they didn’t do the other go-to of attaching an image of a mid 1990's Toys R’ Us flyer…

“Stand Your Ground” is basically a “Get out of Jail Free” card for anyone who is a warrior for ultra-conservative MAGA causes. These assholes are even making declarations to their friends that they are basically going hunting for liberal protesters. Same playbook as that Rittenhouse piece of shit. Arm yourself and go…

This episode didn’t just jump the shark. It first picked up the shark and then executed a top rope pile-driver on the poor ol’ shark. So much so that the droid issue just seemed fitting considering the absurdity of the rest. The clownish cameos gave me original Star Wars Christmas Special vibes. At one point during…

It’s an issue of scale. It’s only illegal if you are a small fish.
Eight annoying crypto-bro Youtubers do it and pocket $100 mil total, it’s absolutely an illegal pump-and-dump and results in huge fines and potential prison time.
One annoying Musk does it for over 6 times that amount, and... nothing.

So there is no way to impeach him but can’t he just go on the same hunting trip to that ranch in Texas where judge Scalia ended up pushing daisies.

I was 10 when that series debuted and my god that was the greatest thing to ever happen to the Saturday morning cartoon lineup. No DVR and no VCR so I adamantly refused to let my parents drag me away to brunch or make me go out and do yard work until I had consumed every second if it. Coincidently, I rewatched the…

Well, she is a cheap date. She’ll give him rides for an affectionate pat on the neck and a bucket of apples or a nice carrot.

All of this stuff kinda reminds me of the creepy abstract atmospheres of Chris Cunningham videos like Second Bad Vilbel or Rubber Johnny which predates all of this by 10-15 years.

First, the media will never learn and fall for his attention seeking circus sideshow every single fucking time.

If a handful of Youtuber crypto bros can be busted and charged with fraud for running “pump & dump” scams on their idiot followers, then so should Musk. It was basically the exact same scam except Musk had a much larger platform to broadcast his “pump” before pulling the rug out from under his hapless bag-holders.

Free speech as in “I won’t silence you. I’ll just crank up the volume on everything else in the room so no one can hear you.” like a petulant grade-schooler.

These fucking slideshows are getting out of control on this network of sites.

On that note, I recall watching one of those Wall St. pundits go on Squawk Box recently and say that one of the issues preventing a bull market breakout is unemployment being TOO LOW. Employees had too much leverage. Wall St needs the unemployment rate to be back around 6% so companies can start increasing their…

WTF Texas. Stop teasing the rest of us with the “We are going to cede from the nation!” and fucking do it already. Go frolic in you neo-Christofascist hellscape and leave the rest of us alone.

100 stars for this. I would have ZERO idea who this squinty neposhit is if it was for Jezebel.

For the most part, yes, I totally agree. BUT, a cameo by ‘Cum Glup’ from the 1986 ‘Sex Wars’ spinoff would be superb.