Except that in Kansas, even with a Democrat for the governor, the GOP has a super majority. Even though Kansans overwhelmingly supported a woman’s right to choose and shot down the GOPs attempt at an abortion ban, the GOP has spent every moment since that election to say “fuck your vote” and come up with bullshit…

At first I was a bit bummed that I hadn’t played the game yet. But now I’m very glad that I haven’t so I can just fully immerse myself into the show and enjoy the ride.

San Andreas. That bullshit somewhere in the middle where you were forced into being arrested and are stripped of everything you had collected up to that point. I was used to grinding RPGs so I built my guy up to be a walking juggernaut before proceeding and then... all of it gone. Tried getting back into it but was so…

Cue the attacks from the GOP gaggle of screaming idiots backed by their corporate donors. No doubt they will somehow twist this into an un-American socialist movement to create a generation of lazy libtards demanding handouts while stealing your tax dollars. You know, grab your bootstraps, good ol’ merican grit, and…

That’s when we all graduate to shock collars so our new billionaire overlords can make us perform in the arena for their amusement. The Musk Maulers vs. The Bezos Bruisers in a 100 v 100 Battle Royale.

“I’m pleading with you to get a foldable instead”
But then in the very next sentence, you point to an article that illustrates why you probably shouldn’t for the time being. Not saying foldable phones won’t be the status quo of the future but I’m not willing to fork over that kinda cash to be an early adopter of an inno…

“Krishna suggested AI can help businesses with hiring or promotions”

Yeah right. And just a few hours ago he tweeted pics of the new “CEO of Twitter” which was another crypto dog in a suit. This asshole is just trying to stir his lemmings into a frenzy so he can con them into another pump-and-dump crypto scheme. What better way to generate some quick cash than to rob your delusional…

My grandma did not have her drivers license renewed when she was in her late 80's due to the DMV’s decision in regards to public safety. She was still mentally very sharp but just didn’t meet the physical needs.

You mean like Gorilla Glue her forehead to the tip of Washington’s nose and then charge for access to a live webcam to watch her progress?

“This is ridiculous,” Musk said, as reported by the Platformer newsletter. “I have more than 100 million followers, and I’m only getting tens of thousands of impressions.”

It’s sad that the very first thought that popped into my head the second Bill and Frank first locked lips was “great, the fake christian nationalist are going to flip their shit and scream about the libtard agenda of forcing LGBTQ wokeness into everything”. When the episode ended, I thought it was one of the best…

Trying to make sense of the markets seems like a fools errand.
Meta is predicted to suck and lose billions. Meta reports back that yes indeed we did suck and lost billions but just not quite as many billions as predicted so investors dive back in and Meta sees a 20% jump in stock value.
Company XYZ is predicted to…

Haha. To each their own. :)
Unfortunately that episode also gave me flashbacks of this terrible mid-80's cartoon series ‘Kidd Video’ where 4 real kids in a band were sucked into a cartoon world where they battled against some bad guy who was trying to turn everyone into musical slaves. They battled by rockin’ out on…

I thought the quality of the first season fluctuated wildly. A couple of them were fantastic. A couple just flat out awful. The one about the band needing to play a rockin’ song for Jabba made me want to punch the TV. Same visceral anger that the obnoxious scooter gang triggered from Book of Boba Fett. And the rest of…

Not at all shocked that 40" is the average. Head to any public pool or lake in the mid-west or south and you’ll actually be shocked it’s only 40".
That said, waist size seems like an odd measurement for this. I’m 5'11", somewhat athletic build, no gut, and have a 34"-36" waist depending on the brand. I see plenty of…

Hasn’t “sportswashing” been proven to not work by now? Russia bribed their way to landing the 2018 World Cup and ended up getting far more worse press than good. They basically had a spotlight highlighting that their perceived power and grandeur was mostly smoke and mirrors as well exposing what a miserable human…

Did Gov. Greg Abbott provide an address for us to send our thoughts and prayers?

I guess I have officially graduated to “old and out of touch”.
After reading this whole post, I can only summarize it as “I get it, but I really don’t get it”.

Now we will finally have an answer to the age old question “What happens when fillers, injections, and implants are shot into space”