“If you pause the game, switch items, or use runes, you’ll end the glitch”

He should start prosecuting men who jerk off into a sock for exterminating approximately 300 million viable seeds of life. Since all this bullshit is justified in their minds because it’s in the bible as part of god will or whatever, the bible also says masturbation is a sin (Leviticus 15:1-18). So... Only seems fair.…

That’s my worry. In two or three election cycles, the “forever red” Reagan republican boomers will finally see their numbers dwindle enough to be overtaken by the younger progressive generations. And the fascist opportunists know it so they are pulling out all the stops and have gone full bore fascist in an effort to…

Exactly. They feel like they have successfully found the right mix of gerrymandering, voter suppression, and extremist GQP-ers to ram through any number of highly unpopular legislative initiatives and face zero repercussions.

They only took the jobs so they could gain easier access to other GQP-ers while roaming the halls of congress under the guise of “doing work for nazi-ish George”. They are parasites and he’s just a useful idiot for them to feed from until they can sink their teeth into a better host body.

Thanks a lot Daily Beast. You basically just wrote a compelling support piece for why this guy should be the next Speaker of the House nominee. Shame on you.

As much as I relish in dunking on the nepo-baby, if I ordered Prime Rib at a restaurant and they brought out a cut any more done than that, I’d be pissed and tell them to take it back. That’s exactly what a “slow and low” roasted prime rib is supposed to look like.

Wait, Guardian Angels are still a thing in NY? I haven’t seen that guy since he used to show up with his gang of vigilantes on those Morton Downy Jr type talkshows of the 80s. 

WHAT! I suppose you’re going to tell me that his WrestleMania bout was just a ruse an not a legit fight too. He seemed like such a sincere young man.

HOLY FUCK! Another slideshow. The slideshow is the new era Rick Roll.

Most Disappointing Gadget of 2022 = the proliferation of SLIDESHOWS!!!

He truly excels at MAGA-ism since he even found a way to blame the “mainstream” media. In a different interview, he literally said he was forced to embellish because the “New York elitist bourgeois media” would have belittled him if he admitted that he was just a blue-collar guy.

“with regards to the Atari VCS, for which a new commercial strategy has been implemented as of the end of the calendar year 2022 and that will continue in calendar year 2023"

Does Rand Paul’s neighbor have a Venmo account?

Why does that thing give me Dr Finkelstein’s head vibes?

Cult of the Lamb “I find I enjoy the village cultivation more than I enjoy the roguelike elements”. I was the exact opposite. I wish their was an option to put the village on auto-pilot so I could just focus on the roguelike element. The village became a tedious joykiller and I kept encountering game freezing crashing…

I was checking out the assortment of these this morning. Hilarious!

Gym Jordan, who attacks and constantly tries to silence those who are accusing him of knowingly allowing sexual abuse to happen under his watch at Ohio State, is whining that he is a victim of anti-conservative tech companies trying to silence him. Their shamelessness knows no bounds.

In his statement he claims that these are limited edition cards featuring amazing art of his life and career. Then proceeds to have “art” of him as some quasi superman, a freakin astronaut, Rambo style paramilitary cowboy(?), etc.
AND releases them as NFT right when financial outlets report that the NFT market has lost…

Flashbacks to I.R. Baboon.