For her next trick, Rep. Karianne Lisonbee is going to turn this lump of coal into a diamond by using her superhuman kegel muscles.

“With EA, it’s the sense the company would rather trap you in an online casino than make a game, sell it to you, and move on with life.”

yeah. I thought pre-launch, they talked about not just focusing future efforts on multiplayer, but also adding on to the campaign. New areas, missions, etc. Not just adding co-op to the existing base campaign.

Was it incredibly damning and would land anyone of us normal folk in prison, YES!

If you’re decked out in full tactical gear, armed to the teeth and part of a right-wing militia group whose sole purpose is to incite violence , then the cops will provide an escort so you can exercise your constitutional right to protest.

EXACTLY! WTF do they want us to do?
Vote! Did that and... nope.
Vote and donate to liberal action groups! Did that and... nope.
Vote, donate, and canvas to bring out more voters! Did that and... nope.
Vote, donate, canvas, and protest in mass! Did that and STILL GOT FUCKED.
So so extremely tired of this shit.

“hate” is such an extreme reaction. Extremely mild in this case.

They’ve already protected themselves from that. Abortion is still legal in Kansas so the GOP faction in KS re-drew the voting districts to dissect the liberal strongholds that have historically kept abortions legal. The liberal gov tried to veto it but was overruled. Liberals sued but a GOP appointed judge upheld the…

That’s what I’ve been wondering too. How would that even work? It’s not like the old North vs South. Just by judging from the political signs in yards and bumper stickers on cars in driveways, it would feel more like the opening horn in The Purge than an organized movement. Hence the frustration and fear of what’s…

Truly curious when this will boil over into an actual uprising. Not just large nationwide marches with clever protest signs, but an actual “fuck this shit” uprising. The MAGA crowd instantly blew up into violent skirmishes over the small inconvenience of being asked to wear a mask as a public safety precaution during…

That is basically the GOP’s playbook.
The GOP will remove your smoke detectors, remove your fire extinguisher, soak your furniture with gasoline, and toss a match into your home on the way out. Then they will climb up on their soapbox with a megaphone and shout about how YOU are a danger to your neighbors because YOU…

I hate to side with Goodell since he’s a total ass BUT he actually did slap down Gym Jordan after he lobbed that moronic question about that Portnoy douche.
Portnoy was banned twice - once for breaking the NFL conduct rules and once for falsifying press credentials to sneak into a superbowl. Then Goodell educated Gym…

Conservatives:
“The 2nd Amendment is an absolute god-given right just as the original framers intended!!!”
also
“The 1st Amendment holds NO authority over god’s law and our one true religion!!! Fuck those godless heathen original framers!”

Oh well. I never got to finish it on the original Xbox either. Since I’m a hoarder in RPG style games, my inventory got so big that it started causing the xbox to seize up everytime I opened it.

Thank god my youngest kid only has 1 year left of public school.
Only FOUR hours of “scenario based training” before arming teachers with loaded weapons with the expectation that that’s adequate preparation to handle an active shooter!?!? Teachers got more training to prepare them for the shift to remote learning…

“ adults [who] are obsessed with sexualizing young children”

Whew! Thank god they only set ablaze the clinic that was going to be opened by a doctor who once worked for an abortion provider that was murdered.

Saying they were misquoted, taken out of context, or the clip was altered is the racist GQP’s 2022 version of “I don’t recall” when being called out on their shitty behavior since everything they do is now caught on tape of video. Marjorie 3-toes used these excuses dozens of times during her defense testimony for…

I would wager a large sum of money that these same soulless twats feel a greater sense of opportunity than they do grief, if they feel any grief at all. This will dominate the news cycle for days providing plenty of distracting coverage for the subhuman GQP to pull off some more anti-democracy, anti-civil rights, etc.…

I think you meant to say 24 minutes.