“20 Movies That Capture the All the Drama of Prom”
Is this considered proper phrasing and I’m too old to “get” how the kids are talking these days?

Does he seriously just roll around with his Fleshlight attached at all times?

Guess I’m a lizard too. They believe they are untouchable in their ivory tower while they look down on us “lesser-thans” and methodically chip away at our rights, dignity, and livelihoods. Just like the insufferable rich kid prick in school that relentlessly bullies and belittles other kids because he thinks he’s…

I wish I could “star” an article in addition to being able to “star” a comment. This article deserves a thousand stars. Perfectly captures why this “we need civility” bullshit makes my blood abso-fucking-lutely boil.

You’re butthurt by a comment poking fun at cartoon jiz? Ok.

“and, um, this one looks like it’s covered in cartoon cum”

Wish I could swindle someone out of $1,000,000 and then only pay a $500 fine if I got caught.

This is going to be really freakin awkward when the news comes out that Gaetz not only paid to have sex with a minor but also paid for an underage girl he impregnated to get an abortion.

Trevor Noah was great. Over his entire 25+ minute segment, he perfectly ping-ponged back and forth between skewering republicans, democrats, conservative media and liberal media. The reactions were priceless too. Scathing shots at Fox News were met with great laughs from the CNN and MSNBC table before they quickly…

I don’t even own Elder Scrolls but isn’t the insane overkill of items basically a fundamental element of almost all modern RPG-ish type games? I never pass over picking up every item I encounter since I have no idea if it will have some weird integral role somewhere later in the game. It’s a FOMO I developed way back…

Note to self: Remember to start refer to Janelle Monae as one of the most jaw-dropping gorgeous FREE-ASS-MOTHERFUCKERS I’ve ever seen.

You skipped over the video way too quickly.
Why did the passenger get out and immediately start adjusting her dress, especially the wrap around part like she was trying to get it back on?
Why was she carrying one of her high heels and then realize the one she tried to put on before exiting was on the wrong foot and…

I absolutely support and encourage Tucker and all of his followers to irradiate their balls as often as they can. Self-sterilization is a fantastic idea for these fucking idiots.

Why is he doing a Jim Ross impersonation in that photo?

I recently read a statement released by a rabbi that states laws such as this one can be challenged as unconstitutional because they violate the first amendment’s freedom of religion. According to this particular rabbi and some subsequent Googling, the Jewish religion actually encourages abortions when the mother’s…

Gary Gensler is a combo of 100% of each category. Before the SEC, he had a decades long career as an exec at Goldman Sachs, a frequent violator of SEC violations. Now at the SEC, he keeps touting new rules to curtail criminality even though he has yet to significantly enforce any of the rules already in the books.…

Or 3rd theory. He used his massive following of Musk lemmings to pull off a ‘pump and dump’ scheme. Start incrementally buying up shares at a relatively lower price and “forgetting” to make a public disclosure, per the SEC rules, by 11 days keeps the price low so he can continue to gobble up more until he has just…

yeah, I despise the guy but pointing out that he was severely bullied as a child to indicate that he’d get his ass kicked as an adult is pretty fucking low.
If anything, the severe bullying as an undersized helpless child points more to his current desire to use his massive wealth to punch down and bully into…

Ha thank god no. KC. Although we’ve got Nazi Hawley so... yeah.