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Fuck the Broncos.
If only the icing on the cake would have been an errant rocket pass hitting Horseface Elway right on the bridge of the nose resulting in an instant gush of tears.

Only if they do it Mussolini style so we all get the opportunity to pelt his upside down bloated carcass with rocks and bottles before the vultures pick him apart.

Was really hoping it would have pushed him to 6 feet under instead.
Would absolutely love to test that theory that Don Sr. would not give two shits if Don Jr. died.

Feels like the video game version of a band that Boomers love who never release anything new but keep raking in cash by releasing “best of” albums with a bonus extended version of one random track and going on yearly arena tours with a slightly different theme than the previous year.
Basically just phoning it in as a…

Except true lifer Trumpers will only turn on Tucker for daring ask that question. They are already marching in the streets, waving MAGA flags and chanting “Fake news Fox!” and “Fuck Fox”.
The members of the Fourth Reich know that their followers will never question anything they say. And like Pavlov’s dog, Trumpers…

I lived them too. I remember the Reagan era quite well.
He was a corrupt racist homophobic piece of shit who was also a chief architect in every policy that has lead sparked the rapid transition of wealth to the top 10%-ers and lead to the economic divide we are currently suffering through.
All of that is beside the…

This is why Trump’s defeat leaves me feeling less than ecstatic.
At first, I was celebrating like we won the Super Bowl. But at second glance, the old adage of “cut the head off the snake” sadly does not even remotely apply to the ousting of Trump.
Trumpism is like ISIS. It’s a movement that has been given too much air…

I’m just proud of Miller for putting in all the time necessary to graduate from Nazi Brownshirt to Nazi Brownsuit.

I just don’t understand why Caitlyn Jenner is on this show.

I know I shouldn’t be shocked but it still baffles me that as an average American citizen, I would get immediately fired and find it very difficult to get another job if I did any of the shit these assholes repeatedly do and then gloat about it.
So I wonder, “how did this shitheel get the position he’s in even after…

Since lil’ Twitler allegedly enjoyed reading a copy of of Hitler’s speeches, hopefully his Hitler obsession will come full circle and end just like his mentor’s did.
While he hides away in his sad little bunker, hopefully the growing barrage of lawsuit failures, non-stop repudiation by news outlets, growing opposition…

Pfft. Trump has been the best thing for China. His tariffs were a joke that only hurt Americans. His pulling out of the Trans Pacific Partnership was an absolute gift to China. Now just this past weekend, China spearheaded a brand new trade agreement with a ton of asian countries were quite a few used to be close US…

Why are people creeped out by Gaetz’s tweet?
That’s exactly why straight women love having gay friends. They ALWAYS send glowing responses to your pandering for compliments tweets and ‘grams.
I’m sure Gaetz and his “adult adopted son” were only checking out Tiffs tweet while cuddled under a blanket binge watching Drag…

They’ve stooped to 80's daytime talk show levels of absurdity with the shadowy concealed identity of a “victim” or “whistleblower”. 80's Geraldo and his interviews with hidden identity ex-skinhead neo nazis. Morton Downey Jr with his mysterious satanic cult whistleblowers. Sally Jessy Raphael with her secret guests…

Everyone who has the power to do so should be absolutely relentless in their opposition of Trump’s looming coup. Anyone who says “just let him make an ass of himself because there’s no way he can refuse to accept the results” needs to be slapped back into reality. No fucking way is this going to just go away by…

Hopefully at some point in the future, there will be a deep dive study into the psyche of this current batch of republican voters that to a fault will always, always, ALWAYS vote against their best interest.
Fucking McConnell won by a landslide and all he’s done during his SEVEN terms for Kentucky is guarantee that…

Trump also called in 250+ troops from those mystery security forces that were pulling protesters into unmarked vans to now circle his glorious wall as extra security. So as soon as his castle wall goes up, prepare for the mega-phone amplified dog whistle shout out to all the Proud Boys who are currently “standing by”…

Of course the GOP is gloating and not even trying to hide that this was anything other than a complete farce since they know that the elected Dems are a gaggle of spineless twats.
I hate being a liberal and watching the democrats in office try to play high level chess against an opponent who will no doubt smack all…

“At just 48 years old, she’ll serve on the court for decades to come, outlasting both Trump and Biden, should he win the White House next week.”

“Republicans are, in fact, the largest mafia in America”