“The public doesn’t seem to care. In fact, a lot of people seem to like it when sneaker companies make payments to high school kids.”
Where are you getting this from? Yes, most talking heads in the media agree with that statement but I completely disagree that the majority of fans don’t care. When talking to basketball…

Even Leon Lett thinks you’re victory dance is a bit premature.

Maybe because the “inept straight dude” thing is rather played out and not as relevant as it was during the initial run of QE. I could be falling prey to the scourge of cultural bubbles that people gravitate towards nowadays but the toxic masculine mantra of “that’s the woman’s job” seems to be moving more towards the…

Nah. I enjoy my Busch Light alone, in my garage, sitting in a lawn chair shooting at squirrels with a pellet gun.
Or did you mean you’re stopping by for a “Busche” as I like to say?

Within the first few minutes of playing Cuphead, I absolutely loved it. Reminded me of what I loved about 8-bit era games. 2 hours later, it reminded me of what I absolutely hated about certain 8-bit era games and wish it came on a cartridge I could smash just like Ghost n’ Goblins. I’ll definitely be steering clear…

Dog owners are the same as first-time parents and their newborn with their “I absolutely adore my dog/baby therefore EVERYONE on the plant will too” bullshit. No, I don’t like your stupid slobbery dog sticking its nose in my crotch while you stare at me with your moronic “isn’t that cute” face. No, it’s not adorable…

How many days away is this idiot from standing in the oval office and going on a 10 minute tirade berating the picture of Colonel Sanders on the side of his chicken bucket for not personally thanking him for buying $250 worth of extra crispy for those footballin’ boys that he hosted last month.

Jesus christ, neither do I. The only thing more scarring would be stumbling upon my parent’s sex tape in an old box of VHS cassettes.

Can I substitute a skateboard for the kayak? The only water within hundreds of miles of me is dirty murky shit that the rednecks love noodlin’ for catfish in.

Conspiracy theory: The entire charade of Trump’s presidency is solely to enrich himself so it seems completely plausible that a Trump entity coordinated a huge short sell play on South Korean stocks just before Trump’s Casio watch alarm went off during the summit signaling that it was time to get up and walk out. Step…

Dude is one episode away from going full Chris Benoit.

I’ve greatly disliked member of previous administrations but this current batch of scumfucks and their daily smug assaults on the core of our democracy in the most intellectually dishonest ways leaves me begging to refresh the news and see headlines like “Mitch McConnell mangled in fluke wood chipper incident” or…

A PAID rub and tug from a 45 and a 58 yr old woman. Completely at a loss for words.

I don’t believe you Pee Pants Jr.
How about you “own the libs” and prove it by wearing a MAGA in Chicago.

Going to an Asian Massage in a low-rent strip mall with all the windows blacked out and then complaining that it wasn’t a classy fine linen spa with classically trained masseuses is like eating sushi at a Nebraska truck stop and then complaining that you got a tapeworm.

Hey Christian zealots, Jesus and the whole book of crazy God fables that you want to force everyone to adhere to was from a looooong time ago. Time to move on.

Margaritas, martinis, and mojitos are to “fancy mixology drinks” as Chili’s, Applebees, and Olive Garden are to fine dining.

The only bonkers thing about this is the sad daily reminder that a large swath of Americans are so mind numbingly stupid and gleefully ignorant that they will listen to this dickhole and buy his bullshit by the barrel full. 

Mueller could release an actual video of Trump blowing Putin in a Russian hotel while being peed on by hookers and the GOP would STILL claim that he was being a true patriot by cleaning up another one of Obama’s messes and had to do it for the good of the nation.

Little late to the party but have been binge watching the Handmaid’s Tale and just watched the episode where the commander and his wife go to meet with diplomats in Canada. The similarities are far too shockingly real. After his fake national emergency, his stacking the courts with right wing extremist, his attacks on…