Nah, broken games are what Bethesda does. 

ooo, gunna need to ice this one aren’t you?

Can we put Splinter in the greys? You guys make old Gawker look like saints.

were you raised in a PR firm?

All of these metaphors are bad, please stop. 

These aren’t even in the top half of evil subs... 

Thank god for gigabit

That's dumb. 

The angst you guys have around here is unbearable sometimes. There are subreddits for this sort of shit.

I’m not going to throw a whole company of people under the bus for this, but CDPR really needs to reevaluate their social media people. Maybe bring in someone from the outside. There are plenty of sort of witty people in the world with more sense then whoever runs their social media show right now.

If only there were a QB around without a lot going on...

You mean the people in pain that don’t want to do the hard work and take the time to strengthen and build flexibility in problem areas that have been neglected for decades and have atrophied to shit? If you fall off a latter and break your back, you’ll get the juice if you want it. But people with chronic pain that…

You gotta try harder than that. Lazy bait.

The fuck why is she so dumb? We can’t have nice things at all anymore.

You can’t get the flu from the shot, full stop.

I would hate to live where you live.

It’s not fucking 1976...

That shit is free with insurance by law...

You can’t get the flu from the shot...

Or fuck gamers, they can wait.