I worked in the internet sales group of the largest Toyota store in the area. All of my co-workers and I had pricelists for the whole line (including Scion) to quote to customers. The numbers we had were pretty much the lowest price within a hundred dollars or so. We would find the customer a vehicle with the…

Wasn’t that Louis C. K.’s excuse?

Yeah.

Pardon me, as a person of faith, I’d like to respond. It’s absolutely more than ok to trash people of faith whose actions directly contradict their words. I will assume that absolutely everyone has sadness and remorse over the murder of people (if you’re a person of faith, you understand none of us are really…

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.

I turn 37 on Friday and still feel guilty for making my mom wait in line for Space Mountain at Disney World and then chickening out at the moment we were about to get on the ride. I was 7.

Not to defend him by any means, but he does say ‘radicalized Muslims’ not ‘all Muslims’ although I’m sure he doesn’t hold any Muslim in high regard based on the fact that he brought Christianity into the whole conversation when posting this.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Republican Insurance Plan (RIP)

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

I feel the opposite. The first time I watched it I started to feel iffy about it around 2/3 of the way through. But on subsequent viewings the things that bothered me don’t bother me as much anymore.

Tove Lo’s Lady Wood is a perfectly edited and crafted counterpoint to Starboy. 10 songs, 2 interludes. It comes and tells its story excellently and then leaves.

A man or woman with a certain Pedigree, will appreciate this joke.

The people I keep chained in my basement sort of look at me like that when I bring them food.

Heh, I dated a bit of a nature hippie a few years ago and we went to Westport and guess what we found? Yup, a fucking baby seal she decided needed to be rescued. It bit her, I laughed. We broke up shortly after.

This is why when I come across wildlife, I put a plastic bag over my foot and kick it until it goes on it’s way.

Tom Cruise should not be permitted to do any role beyond Les Grossman.

Stars for a great analogy.

You're exactly right. Mars is a dead world. Attempt no landing there. Nuking Mars to temporarily thicken the atmosphere is like dumping Rogaine on a corpse.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge