Obviously the cat disagrees with the Right to Bear Arms.

My one wish is for a Donna Meagle spin off show. She can move to Seattle.

My theory about the first season is the that Knope was supposed to be a Michael Scott clone (The Office was huge at the time), and it just didn't work. She's kind of stupid at first, instead of the hyper-competent if occasionally misguided Leslie we all know and love. I've gotten several people to fall in love with…

Well, as long as they don't end the show with a closeup of Leslie's dying, tear-filled eye... :)

I choked up but I can't cry at work over the ending of a TV show!

Honestly this is one of the best TV comedies of all time, IMO. Between interesting story lines, character development, and hilarity combined with poignancy, it just hits on so many levels. Plus Leslie is written so beautifully and like an actual person instead of being some tired trope on one end of the female…

They did kind of a "Lost" flash forward thingy last season.

#TEAMPIE FOR LIFE

I have some scissors that would do it.

Her run-in with the law is the funniest piece of celebrity gossip out there and I don't think it got nearly enough attention when it happened, nor do I think people are adequately amused by it now.

en-gay-ged?

I wish I could get gay-engaged and have my hair combed as expertly as theirs. :-(

my stepmom is awesome and stylish and sophisticated. Except in texts, which are totally hearts and bunnies and whatever. She likes the devil horn one the best.

Never forget who you are!

A thousand times yes and request to Gawker to open up a new version of Kitchenette for retail stories. Worked in restaurants in high school and moved on to retail during/in between undergrad years and I have never witnessed insanity like people shopping in the world of 'I think I'm rich because I'm shopping at Pottery…

I blame the fact that Yelp's model actually encourages these sorts of reviews. Yelp is set up to be a shitpile, so it's not surprising that it succeeds.

Don't forget "why are purple" and "could've used more vegan options."

"I was vegetarian extremely annoying and insufferable for about six years..."

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…