Is it crazy that I had fantasies of having babies with Spacey? I think I watched “the negotiator” while my teenage hormones where waking up and daaamn...

Yes, the Pearl or the Shanghai World Finacial Center (the bottle opener shaped one) :)

I was! In Guangzhou!! :D The bar was at the Four Seasons hotel— is worth the visit! (better and cheaper than if you go to the Canton Tower in front... and way less crowded).

Look ma! I am using my philosophy degree and getting paid to tweet!

And orders his Canadian coffee with a touch of magic

I have two tales like this— one was entirely my fault (as usual) and another one I was the “victim”.

This is great!

Its my last day in my current job and i am watching videos. Yay.

"Sex trophies" = please take my star :)

I am laughing like a maniac in my office while my coworkers glance at me about this comment... because somehow the original comment didn't land on me.

Me too!!

My slutty dress is also from ASOS!!

Well... I would recommend the book from Mary Kondo about the magic of tidying up (I can't recall the whole name of the book) where she suggests easy ways of sorting/arranging a closet.

This is hilarious!!

Or an eggless omelette!

In my office (in China) they hold sunflower seeds or anything that relates to a "After lunch" snack.

It all depends! I lived in Denmark for a bit, and while some Danes will speak with a very neutral accent, you have the people coming from smaller towns that have this cadence to them— its awesome (but not particularly sexy). I do prefer to listen to Scandinavian languages directly.

Secretary is one of my fav movies...

Me too! I am in the middle of changing my desk to another place in the office and this had me laughing so much tears are coming down my dusty cheeks...

Can I share an anecdote? Last year I dated this 34 year old guy that was amazing in the sack (im not bragging much!) and later I found out that when he was 18 he got married to a lady 18 years old his senior.